I've had the song in my head at work the last two days. It's a fitting song to have stuck in your head at work.
World up my ass stuck in my head. That needs to be a song title.
Fuck This Shit
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Re: Fuck This Shit
Your toilet reminds me of Bosnia.
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Re: Fuck This Shit
The ritual calls for the following:
*Say the unholy name of Jimmy Lester no less than three times, but not more than three times
*If the moon isn't full, you will have to take a shit in the urinal of your favorite dive bar to align the elements
*Very important: according to Tobin's Spirit Guide, before the summoning, you must be drunk, and you must pour an offering of Irish whiskey or whatever the fuck you're buying a round of around the pentagram (not to be confused with Instasham) to prevent the spirit of Jimmy Lester escaping into the ethereal realm
*Say the unholy name of Jimmy Lester no less than three times, but not more than three times
*If the moon isn't full, you will have to take a shit in the urinal of your favorite dive bar to align the elements
*Very important: according to Tobin's Spirit Guide, before the summoning, you must be drunk, and you must pour an offering of Irish whiskey or whatever the fuck you're buying a round of around the pentagram (not to be confused with Instasham) to prevent the spirit of Jimmy Lester escaping into the ethereal realm
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Now has Jimmy Lester actually left this mortal coil to drink at the great open bar in the sky? Because I want to know exactly what shit he was fucking. What was this all about?
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Fuck This Shit
Jimmy Lester used to be a man. Of sorts. Now he's just a malevolent whore-spirit who occasionally escapes from the dive bar of hell to possess random drunks and assholes for his own amusement.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:54 pmNow has Jimmy Lester actually left this mortal coil to drink at the great open bar in the sky? Because I want to know exactly what shit he was fucking. What was this all about?
As for the shit part, I wouldn't even want to speculate. But it goes without saying that Jimmy Lester was a well known turd burgler in the community, and that his collection of dog feces foraged from city parks and sidewalks was second to none.
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