Random shit

[Nausea]

^ Very nice decor, AD. Fitting to your theme.

Anyways, I just found this subreddit on whiskey. Lots of bottle porn. Daddy likes.

[oettinger]

Snatch Wars (Snatch Vs Star Wars)

[scream ale]

Stupid cat video #1

And

Stupid cat video #2

Enjoy.

[Artful Drunktective]

Stole this from Patchez per usual. I dedicate this one to Nausea.

[Nausea]

I dedicate this one to Nausea.

Thanks, AD. The line "Can you just pay for the beer?" is super pertinent. Some customers will talk your head off.

And others don't want to say a word. I prefer these, albeit as long as they come with a generally positive disposition. It's a rare trait.

[scream ale]

Was anyone aware that Velveeta makes blocks of sharp cheddar and queso blanco "cheese"? I just noticed them advertised on the end of the box, never seen em in the store.

[Badfellow]

Y'all be sure and help yourselves to a slice of my grandmammy's famous dump cake.

[Badfellow]

80 fucking guests on a late Sunday morning. Good thing I brought enough dump cake for everyone.

[scream ale]

[Artful Drunktective]

Was anyone aware that Velveeta makes blocks of sharp cheddar and queso blanco "cheese"? I just noticed them advertised on the end of the box, never seen em in the store.

I used to buy the queso blanco when I could find it back in the day and it was really good. Used to cut it up and throw in a can of Rotel and microwave it... most triumphant party dip. Never heard of the sharp cheddar though.

[mistah willies]

Was anyone aware that Velveeta makes blocks of sharp cheddar and queso blanco "cheese"? I just noticed them advertised on the end of the box, never seen em in the store.

I used to buy the queso blanco when I could find it back in the day and it was really good. Used to cut it up and throw in a can of Rotel and microwave it... most triumphant party dip. Never heard of the sharp cheddar though.

Uh,
never heard of them there those fancy Velveeta variations. What's next? Aged montenegro?

Ya know, that gubment subsidy cheese what was poured into a wax/plastic lining inside a shoe box was the origination of "velveeta" and that's why Rez kids became fat and also malnutritioned simultaneously and subsequently.

But I'll have a grilled cheese outta that shit any day.

Yup.

[Dear Booze]

Ya know, that gubment subsidy cheese what was poured into a wax/plastic lining inside a shoe box was the origination of "velveeta" and that's why Rez kids became fat and also malnutritioned simultaneously and subsequently.

Off topic just a bit, but I have been trying to remember... Back in the day, the gubment handed out three regular things: That "cheese", butter, and a third thing I can't recall. Anyone remember?

[scream ale]

Peanut butter?

[Dear Booze]

Peanut butter?

Yeah. I was thinking it was maybe PB. Or milk. But PB makes more sense. Thanks.

[Badfellow]

Peanut butter?

Yeah. I was thinking it was maybe PB. Or milk. But PB makes more sense. Thanks.

Don't forget the powdered milk. Now that I think of it, chalk is also a great source of calcium and tastes marginally better when mixed with water.