Random shit

[Lush City]

[Lush City]

Surfing bulldog hangs ten in San Diego | New York Post
This doggie is a better surfer than you... Yeah, happy new year and all that happy horseshit to you too!
https://youtu.be/NVwECscc91Q

[scream ale]

^^^ puppy does not look thrilled.

[Artful Drunktective]

[Lush City]

How about folding one after laundry?

[Nausea]

"It is named Brent!"

[scream ale]

I don't know what's creepier about that...the little girl on the package or the artificial mouth.

[scream ale]

The exciting of love?
Now you can will be pro?


Did a bot make this thing?

[Artful Drunktective]

"It is named Brent!"

WTF! "It"!

This may be high up there on most disturbing things ever. Why would anyone encourage their daughters to practice kissing on inanimate objects? Especially on a pair of rubber lips named Brent. EW EW EW. Buy her a dildo or a big ol' rubber dick first because that is what really matters.

[Artful Drunktective]

"It is named Brent!"

WTF! "It"!

Don't lie, Nausea. You may try to have us believe you casually stumbled upon this somewhere but you know secretly that it's really yours.

This may be high up there on most disturbing things ever. Why would anyone encourage their daughters to practice kissing on inanimate objects? Especially on a pair of rubber lips named Brent. EW EW EW. Buy her a dildo instead because that is what really matters.

[oettinger]

"It" has alcohol breath and also comes in unshaved version.

"It" also looks like DearBooze`s mouth

[Artful Drunktective]

Jim Gaffigan on Alcohol -The only thing I like about being alive.

[Nausea]

WTF! "It"!

Don't lie, Nausea. You may try to have us believe you casually stumbled upon this somewhere but you know secretly that it's really yours.

It's true, but I "kiss" it with my wee-wee. Over and over.

I should send pictures of the process to the manufacturer.

[scream ale]

So this is how Nausea spends his free time. An equal mix of interesting and very disturbing.

[Lush City]

WTF! "It"!

Don't lie, Nausea. You may try to have us believe you casually stumbled upon this somewhere but you know secretly that it's really yours.

It's true, but I "kiss" it with my wee-wee. Over and over.

I should send pictures of the process to the manufacturer.

Dood, you got issues. Yikes!