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Chuck God Damn Norris.
It's Chuck Gawd Dayum Greasy Chested Norris, Dude. I am a fan of him and his Chun Kuk Do ways. But I didn't pick him 'cause RoboCop would blast his karate kickin' ass from a mile away.
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You people are nuts. Chuck Fuckin' Norris and Bill Brasky would make fools of the whole lot.
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Toxic Avenger kicks everyone's ass.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Furthermore, wtf kind of grease did they use on Chuck Norris’ chest for Invasion: USA? Was it American made? Hypoallergenic?
Ewww why are you analyzing Chuck's chest grease?

Because it is both glaringly obvious as well as disturbingly hypnotizing. Maybe that’s his secret weapon against the communists.
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Badfellow wrote:
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Badfellow wrote:
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Furthermore, wtf kind of grease did they use on Oetts’ chest for Invasion: USA? Was it American made? Hypoallergenic?
Ewww why are you analyzing Oett's chest grease?

Because it is both glaringly obvious as well as disturbingly hypnotizing. Maybe that’s his secret weapon against the communists.

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The sun always shines brighter with the Toxic Avenger on your side
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I`d put my dear hart into George Peppard`s hands

I love it when a drink comes together
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scream ale wrote:
Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:54 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:44 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Feb 05, 2021 4:18 pm


Ewww why are you analyzing Oett's chest grease?

Because it is both glaringly obvious as well as disturbingly hypnotizing. Maybe that’s his secret weapon against the communists.
It turns out it was schnitzel grease.
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Schnitzel grease? He must’ve borrowed some from Arnold.

Doesn’t Chuck Norris have a website called ChestGreaseHQ.com?
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Massive moons or planetoid like objects filmed in the Dubai sky from many angles, locations
These have to be projected holograms. The technology already exists.
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How about folding one after laundry?
That does not require oxygen. That requires a straitjacket and some heavy meds.
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I am long overdue for a gov sanctioned drivers license. COVID has derailed this. So, everything is going fine, until I come to “proof of change of name.” Well, of course I changed my name. I got married. So,is showing my birth certificate and my current id proof? Or do I need a certified marriage certificate? Because when we got married we were as poor as church mice,and Grumpy was deep in debt. (Bad marriage to bad woman.) Then we got sent overseas, so I never wrote in to order a real marriage certificate. All we have is the little paper they gave you back in the eighties at the courthouse.
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You need your current drivers license and marriage certificate if you don't have an updated social security card with your new name. If the 80's courthouse paper is your marriage license with your new name on it, that should also work in addition to your current ID.
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Most people don't realize that Nausea was a childhood star . It's easy to understand how the pressure drove him to drink and sniff model airplane glue.
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Most people don't realize that Nausea was a childhood star . It's easy to understand how the pressure drove him to drink and sniff model airplane glue.
Ah, glory days. The glue makes it all better.
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