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Yeah I was dressed as Sarah Connor, what was your camouflage supposed to look like?
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Do you still have the bird?

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No, that poor thing drowned
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:57 am
Is it...
A. Mentally challenged people?
B. Redneck style guns and weapons supporters?
C. The original Trump supporters before their time?
D. Wanna be ELO cover band members?
E. Ornithophile supporters?
F. All of the above.

What are these people supporting aside from bad fashion? What is going on here?!
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^ ^ ^Kick my ass by pointing a weapon at me and knowing more about NASCAR? Sure I guess.
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Laugh all you want but this is an example of the earliest identity hiding eye shielding optical wear.
Also that bird is a trained attack Parakeet imported from French Guyana known as a BUDGERIGUERRE!
Also - KNIFE GUN!
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:26 am
Laugh all you want but this is an example of the earliest identity hiding eye shielding optical wear.
Also that bird is a trained attack Parakeet imported from French Guyana known as a BUDGERIGUERRE!
Also - KNIFE GUN!
I am sorta jealous of the knife gun. Ain't gunna lie...I'd feel like Rambo with that thing. But would I bring it and my budgeriguerre to the Olan Mills studio for a photo shoot? Probably not. I only make fun of them because they did just that, not because they have guns and birds. I like guns and birds. They really should have done it proper and had the parakeet silhouetted in the background shadows, 80's style. That would rock!
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Just to clear a few things up that nobody asked for...

A) that guy is Kenny Powers’ father
B) it’s not a "KNIFE GUN"; it’s a Ginsu Kalashnikov culinary rifle. I use mine to chop veggies.
C) the woman is a ventriloquist dummy; pay close attention to the "gentleman’s" hand placement
D) the bird is smuggling something, possibly another bird
E) ELO sucks
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:53 pm


guns and birds. I like guns and birds.
The lead singer for Guns and Birds had a hairdo not unlike the chick in the photo. Actually, take off the safety glasses and she would look just like him.

Also - fuck you! Jeff Lynne is a musical genius.
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There is a pending deposit in my bank account for $455.80. It doesn't say who it's from and I have no idea who it is.

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:12 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:53 pm


guns and birds. I like guns and birds.
The lead singer for Guns and Birds had a hairdo not unlike the chick in the photo. Actually, take off the safety glasses and she would look just like him.

Also - fuck you! Jeff Lynne is a musical genius.
I agree on both. She does look like the lead singer from GnB's and I am definitely Team ELO.
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Hugh wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 9:36 am
There is a pending deposit in my bank account for $455.80. It doesn't say who it's from and I have no idea who it is.
Banks fuck up. I've had that happen for way more than your amount. Don't spend it because they will come calling for it and you will be liable.
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Lush City wrote:
Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:38 pm
Hugh wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 9:36 am
There is a pending deposit in my bank account for $455.80. It doesn't say who it's from and I have no idea who it is.
Banks fuck up. I've had that happen for way more than your amount. Don't spend it because they will come calling for it and you will be liable.
Same here. I once got 350 bucks with no reference. Six weeks later it was taken off my account automatically again
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Oh maw gawd is Slash gunna be banned too? He's wearing a Pepe LePew shirt.

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Sounds like how mistah willies would insult, if he were the insulting type. I think it should end with a fourth column consisting of "drunk", "shit head", "penis wrinkle", "fuck tard" etc. Then it would sound flattering.

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