Random shit

[Rooster]

The bottle.

[Lush City]

Ok, let me try this again. Getting used to the board, so bear with me. Savage, I hope you are doing well. If you don't feel like drinking anything, I will gladly send my mailing address so you can send any half empty bottles this way. Keep your medicine though. It's a must. Whiskey is a cure-all.

Currently, I'm wondering if I'm still bulletproof. I need to find out. Me vs. a Bottle. An epic battle, for sure. Place your bets.

Savage, who is your money on?

You could always join a cult like AA and deal the bottle a setback. But the bottle will return once you figure out you are in a cult. It's time to compromise death and have a workable relationship with booze.

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

The board keeps kicking me out. Is it my filters?

Roo, you are backing the wrong horse. The only bottle I ever lose is the occasional one that C drops into the trash on pick up day. I'm pure win, baby!

As far as AA goes. That's not happening. What? I would have to work on my lock step? Get some chapstick and kiss ass. Very, very unlikely scenario. How about unleash the Dirty? That'll show them.

[Nausea]

The board keeps kicking me out. Is it my filters?

Click "Remember Me" when you login.

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

The board keeps kicking me out. Is it my filters?

Click "Remember Me" when you login.

*Ding Ding* Thanks for the heads up Nausea. That's a clear reason to tip one back.

[oettinger]

For a drunkard board the hardware remembers quite well

[Badfellow]

Speaking of theatres, I see the new Downton Abbey movie is out. However, being a bit nearsighted and drunk in the googlies, I mistook the marquee as reading "Downtown Abby" and assumed it to be some sort of romping porno flick instead. No amount of liquor or sniffing glue was enough to assuage my disappointment.

[Lush City]

The board keeps kicking me out. Is it my filters?

Click "Remember Me" when you login.

This happened to me, too. Suddenly my password was no good. I did a reset and entered the code that was sent to login and it was invalid. Went through this several times before finally sending a missive to the website admin. His drunken excellency Frank Kelly Rich responded with a reset of his own and now I'm back. He did mention something about "the servers" need to be looked at. It's all very frustrating.

[Savage]

Ayuh.
Of course, everyone held their breath for a big explosion, like, really really huge.

Some commented that it looked like a steaming tea kettle, others thought it smelled rather like a meat smoker

Ah, you were here the other day, when I made my famous diner chili, followed a day later by my famous sloppy joes? Grumpy loves them both. He expressed his appreciation just as you say. I passed around the gas masks, and due to a slight alteration, we all enjoyed sippy bourbons while avoiding asphyxiation.

[mistah willies]

Ayuh.
Of course, everyone held their breath for a big explosion, like, really really huge.

Some commented that it looked like a steaming tea kettle, others thought it smelled rather like a meat smoker

Ah, you were here the other day, when I made my famous diner chili, followed a day later by my famous sloppy joes? Grumpy loves them both. He expressed his appreciation just as you say. I passed around the gas masks, and due to a slight alteration, we all enjoyed sippy bourbons while avoiding asphyxiation.

Ass-fixation is a definite occurency the day after some diner chili, yes indeed.
O-currency is the new Bitcoin, and deposits are accepted directly into any Pay-Pal Porcelain Orifice. O-currency.

Care for some Boobon? It's an idea I have for my buddy Sam Hain.

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[oettinger]

Ahhhh random shit.


What`s going on.


By a rough estimate I don`t like 50 to 99,90 percent of the people alive on this plane

[Badfellow]

By a rough estimate I don`t like 50 to 99,90 percent of the people alive on this plane

There's a whole line of people waiting to calm you down.

[Artful Drunktective]

LOVE Alice in Wonderland! This belongs hanging on my kitchen wall alongside my framed avatar "Drink Me" art.
(sorry it's so large but can't read it otherwise)

[ThirstyDrunk]

"sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

[Lush City]

LOVE Alice in Wonderland! This belongs hanging on my kitchen wall alongside my framed avatar "Drink Me" art.
(sorry it's so large but can't read it otherwise)

I think you have been hitting the Mescal and eating the worm. Hallucinations are a quite common occurrence to good tequila and mescal from outside Jalisco province. You will be fine in the morning.