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That is quite the collection. I'm actually guilty of having a dumb sign in my house. It has a guy holding up a glass of beer and says "Beer - it's what's for dinner".
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Agreed.
Saw one over a kitchen sink all weekend: "A man must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."scream ale wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:18 pmThat is quite the collection. I'm actually guilty of having a dumb sign in my house. It has a guy holding up a glass of beer and says "Beer - it's what's for dinner".
That's a classic huh
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Wow, I remember those days. Things have changed. People have left us. We done got old.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:33 amThat av was gifted to me by a great drunkard, ChimneyFish. That was back in the days when I was popular on this board and people thought I was funny. I ain't no good at no photoshops or nuthin.
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Oh, say it ain't so. You are all still in my pantheon of drunkard comics. Thanks for the entertainment!Savage wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:15 amWow, I remember those days. Things have changed. People have left us. We done got old.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:33 amThat av was gifted to me by a great drunkard, ChimneyFish. That was back in the days when I was popular on this board and people thought I was funny. I ain't no good at no photoshops or nuthin.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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In an hour from now, Space-X (Elon Musk) will launch the biggest, tallest rocket ever built. 40 stories high.
Sure hope it works. I'd stand back a little bit just in case...
Here's a currently viable link, which, at this point, is simply counting down.
Calls for a space shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiCpe6dmkY
(Elon musk probably has his own dude-body-spray: Elon Musk, by Mennen)
Sure hope it works. I'd stand back a little bit just in case...
Here's a currently viable link, which, at this point, is simply counting down.
Calls for a space shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiCpe6dmkY
(Elon musk probably has his own dude-body-spray: Elon Musk, by Mennen)
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Looks like this got delayed to the wee hours of the morning.mistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Aug 26, 2019 1:02 pmIn an hour from now, Space-X (Elon Musk) will launch the biggest, tallest rocket ever built. 40 stories high.
I'm not as big enough of a space-geek to stay up that long.
Plus, the liquor will have neutralized me by then anyways.
Elon Musk -- what a guy.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Ayuh.
Of course, everyone held their breath for a big explosion, like, really really huge.
But, in practicing safe sex, it just kept fizzling out.
Some commented that it looked like a streaming tea kettle, others thought it looked rather like a meat smoker.
You can tell from which side of the pond those comments originated, huh.
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Okole maluna!
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I recently went to a concert where the bass player was all the rage -- totally stole the show, for the opening act at least. It's all about your individual style.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Don't worry, I'm on it.Nausea wrote: ↑Mon Aug 26, 2019 7:33 pmLooks like this got delayed to the wee hours of the morning.mistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Aug 26, 2019 1:02 pmIn an hour from now, Space-X (Elon Musk) will launch the biggest, tallest rocket ever built. 40 stories high.
I'm not as big enough of a space-geek to stay up that long.
Plus, the liquor will have neutralized me by then anyways.
Elon Musk -- what a guy.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Really?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Ok, let me try this again. Getting used to the board, so bear with me. Savage, I hope you are doing well. If you don't feel like drinking anything, I will gladly send my mailing address so you can send any half empty bottles this way. Keep your medicine though. It's a must. Whiskey is a cure-all.
Currently, I'm wondering if I'm still bulletproof. I need to find out. Me vs. a Bottle. An epic battle, for sure. Place your bets.
Savage, who is your money on?
Currently, I'm wondering if I'm still bulletproof. I need to find out. Me vs. a Bottle. An epic battle, for sure. Place your bets.
Savage, who is your money on?
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