Random shit

[mistah willies]

Peanut butter?

Yeah. I was thinking it was maybe PB. Or milk. But PB makes more sense. Thanks.

Don't forget the powdered milk. Now that I think of it, chalk is also a great source of calcium and tastes marginally better when mixed with water.

Yup. Also, cans of chicken meat gelled inside aspic, which is French for Ass-pick. Tasted interesting. Also, once removed from the shiny can with black spray paint on it for a paper-free label, the meat would glow and warm itself up. The radio playing a Canadian AM station would start crackling for a while.

[Lush City]

Sorry to interrupt but I would like some help completing this poem.
It starts as follows:

There once was a man
He farted so bad
He blew out the seat of his pants!
...?

[Hugh]

Sorry to interrupt but I would like some help completing this poem.
It starts as follows:

There once was a man
He farted so bad
He blew out the seat of his pants!
...?

You don't need help completing it - you need help starting it.
How bout -

There once was a man from Islamabad
He blew out the seat of his pants
because he farted so bad.

And then on you go to complete the limerick.

[waahoohah]

Sorry to interrupt but I would like some help completing this poem.
It starts as follows:

There once was a man
He farted so bad
He blew out the seat of his pants!
...?

I only got part of it.
He went to the can
It smelled so bad
(something something some thing,) then he danced!

[oettinger]

...he was some smelly drunk ol lad

[Nausea]

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Hahahahaaaaa!

[scream ale]

The first question should be why is this kid dressed like a used car salesman.

But then yes second question, the fuck is he doing to that chicken.

[Badfellow]

The first question should be why is this kid dressed like a used car salesman.

Because he wants to sell you a '92 Geo Prism with low, low miles and great financing!

But then yes second question, the fuck is he doing to that chicken.

C'mon. You've never been so drunk and hopped-up on goofballs that you confused a chicken with a hummingbird? Happened to me just last week.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Gimme a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper and make it fast I'm in a GOT DAMN hurry.
YOU WANT SOMETHIN'?

[Badfellow]

Gimme a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper and make it fast I'm in a GOT DAMN hurry.
YOU WANT SOMETHIN'?

Thanks for asking. Yeah, pick me up three dozen chalupas and several thousand Taco Bell napkins, some scratchoffs, some condoms, a fifth of Black Velvet and latest issue of Hustler. Please.

[Lush City]

Now I know who's been stealing my chickens!

[Nausea]

Stay classy with this Johnnie Walker hoodie.

[scream ale]

I'd rather have a bottle of bourbon for that price.

[Nausea]