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If you really want to know, I'm so fucked up right now suddenly I'm having a strong attraction to my Sealy Posturepdic with some real face time! Cheers!
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One corner of the crumbling pit of misery where I work smells like a fart. Just the one corner near the loading dock. I suspect it could be the ghosts of my numerous ass rippings gaining strength as we approach Halloween.
But yeah, I'm being haunted ghost farts. I hope that's random enough.

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scream ale wrote:
Thu Sep 24, 2020 9:31 am
One corner of the crumbling pit of misery where I work smells like a fart. Just the one corner near the loading dock. I suspect it could be the ghosts of my numerous ass rippings gaining strength as we approach Halloween.
But yeah, I'm being haunted ghost farts. I hope that's random enough.
We were visiting some medieval german village on the rhine river recently. It was all cozy and small and there were all these nice looking restaurants. One of which had the smell of rotten sewage all over the place
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:40 am
scream ale wrote:
Thu Sep 24, 2020 9:31 am
One corner of the crumbling pit of misery where I work smells like a fart. Just the one corner near the loading dock. I suspect it could be the ghosts of my numerous ass rippings gaining strength as we approach Halloween.
But yeah, I'm being haunted ghost farts. I hope that's random enough.
We were visiting some medieval german village on the rhine river recently. It was all cozy and small and there were all these nice looking restaurants. One of which had the smell of rotten sewage all over the place
Someone needs to call a roto rooter man today. Aren't there health inspectors going around logging all this stuff?
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why do i cry all the time

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Okole maluna!

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^^^ Plastic face to his right does it better, she`s high on coke
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I was wondering where my beer was going.
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What gives? Why doesn't he have to wear a mask?

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I always pee when I poop but rarely poop when I pee.
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Good job on the monkey vids Lush.

You must have stalked Willies family for months right?
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