Random shit

[Lush City]

Isn't he the goofiest thing? He reminds me of certain truculent children I babysat, long ago.

The expression says he may have made a poopy in his pants.

Goes without saying, but go ahead anyway. I needed a smile.

Yeah, I know you will all be happy living in a concentration camp because that is where we are all headed if we aren't vaporized by nukes. But, Hell, at least there are no more mean Tweets! You all will vote again for that great statesman, Biden. Oh, pay no attention to House inquiries on the Biden family and your rising taxes. Bring on those covid mandates again I feel a chill. I mean who gives a shit for freedom and liberty. Import more terrorists too!

[Artful Drunktective]

[Artful Drunktective]

1933 when Prohibition ended.

[Badfellow]

Hey, that’s a lot of beer bottles to throw at Christmas music.

[Badfellow]

Business Name: Pissyweeds LLC

Business Model: Employ bums, hobos and tramps for their untapped urinary potential.


"Friends,

I have noticed that while pissing on a certain spot in the great outdoors a magical and peculiar thing happened: nothing grows there. Not a goddamn weed. Not a goddamn seed. Nothing.

And that is why I propose to thee a completely new concept for weed control in your uptight yard or that of the troublesome tenant. Hire Pissyweeds to manage your quackgrass and personal issues. We provide gainful employment to otherwise stumbling fucks who will deliver artisanal urine directly to your lawn. Think of what the neighbors will think when they see the majesty of a half dozen authentically fucked-up folk making drizzle in unison. All for you!

You can also reserve your Holiday Bum Stools for those you love."

[Artful Drunktective]

[Lush City]

What about Zoomers? They could be my grandchildren if I had any. Dumb as fuck and blissful as hell. I'm glad I won't be around when they take over the country to replace their parents in the X gen.

[Artful Drunktective]

What about Zoomers? They could be my grandchildren if I had any. Dumb as fuck and blissful as hell. I'm glad I won't be around when they take over the country to replace their parents in the X gen.

Indeed, sir. That's why some of us dumbasses in the world were at least smart enough to not reproduce. Although our kids would have been the ones to beat the crap out of a lot of other kids who deserve it I imagine.

[scream ale]

That's why some of us dumbasses in the world were at least smart enough to not reproduce.

I'll drink to that. Cheers!

[Hugh]

Here's a documentary on day drinking - and morning drinking like I do. And it's so fucking accurate. This film is in New York, but I'm in San Diego, and it's so simialr: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdtdipgEjgE

[Thompson]

So so IMO. The Best Hotel on Skid Row, narrated by Bukowski, far more interesting. Nobody wore jewelry on Skid Row.

[oettinger]

Here's a documentary on day drinking - and morning drinking like I do. And it's so fucking accurate. This film is in New York, but I'm in San Diego, and it's so simialr: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdtdipgEjgE

Very cool find, thanks

[Artful Drunktective]

[Savage]

I like Christmas music. Even that Mariah Carey song.

[Nausea]

There's a US senator named Boozman.