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Re: Random shit

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The bottle.

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Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:00 am
Ok, let me try this again. Getting used to the board, so bear with me. Savage, I hope you are doing well. If you don't feel like drinking anything, I will gladly send my mailing address so you can send any half empty bottles this way. Keep your medicine though. It's a must. Whiskey is a cure-all.

Currently, I'm wondering if I'm still bulletproof. I need to find out. Me vs. a Bottle. An epic battle, for sure. Place your bets.

Savage, who is your money on?
You could always join a cult like AA and deal the bottle a setback. But the bottle will return once you figure out you are in a cult. It's time to compromise death and have a workable relationship with booze.
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The board keeps kicking me out. Is it my filters?

Roo, you are backing the wrong horse. The only bottle I ever lose is the occasional one that C drops into the trash on pick up day. I'm pure win, baby!

As far as AA goes. That's not happening. What? I would have to work on my lock step? Get some chapstick and kiss ass. Very, very unlikely scenario. How about unleash the Dirty? That'll show them.
I'm also known as ssapals.

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Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:21 am
The board keeps kicking me out. Is it my filters?
Click "Remember Me" when you login.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Nausea wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:11 am
Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:21 am
The board keeps kicking me out. Is it my filters?
Click "Remember Me" when you login.
*Ding Ding* Thanks for the heads up Nausea. That's a clear reason to tip one back.
I'm also known as ssapals.

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For a drunkard board the hardware remembers quite well
Drinking heavily is a basic instinct
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Re: Random shit - Turkey Legs?

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It's that time of year again for beer, mead, jousting, and axe throwing at Ren Fests and curious drunkard minds want to know...
When you see this sign, is it a yay or nay? Please share!


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"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Re: Random shit

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:00 am

When you see this sign, is it a yay or nay? Please share!


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Smoked turkey drumstick and mead? What's not to yea about that? The twats in period costume dress with the shitty, community theater grade English accents, I could do without.
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Random fuckin shiznat

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Speaking of theatres, I see the new Downton Abbey movie is out. However, being a bit nearsighted and drunk in the googlies, I mistook the marquee as reading "Downtown Abby" and assumed it to be some sort of romping porno flick instead. No amount of liquor or sniffing glue was enough to assuage my disappointment.
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Re: Random shit

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Nausea wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:11 am
Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:21 am
The board keeps kicking me out. Is it my filters?
Click "Remember Me" when you login.
This happened to me, too. Suddenly my password was no good. I did a reset and entered the code that was sent to login and it was invalid. Went through this several times before finally sending a missive to the website admin. His drunken excellency Frank Kelly Rich responded with a reset of his own and now I'm back. He did mention something about "the servers" need to be looked at. It's all very frustrating.
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mistah willies wrote:
Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:46 am

Ayuh.
Of course, everyone held their breath for a big explosion, like, really really huge.

Some commented that it looked like a steaming tea kettle, others thought it smelled rather like a meat smoker
Ah, you were here the other day, when I made my famous diner chili, followed a day later by my famous sloppy joes? Grumpy loves them both. He expressed his appreciation just as you say. I passed around the gas masks, and due to a slight alteration, we all enjoyed sippy bourbons while avoiding asphyxiation.
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Savage wrote:
Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:31 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:46 am

Ayuh.
Of course, everyone held their breath for a big explosion, like, really really huge.

Some commented that it looked like a steaming tea kettle, others thought it smelled rather like a meat smoker
Ah, you were here the other day, when I made my famous diner chili, followed a day later by my famous sloppy joes? Grumpy loves them both. He expressed his appreciation just as you say. I passed around the gas masks, and due to a slight alteration, we all enjoyed sippy bourbons while avoiding asphyxiation.
Ass-fixation is a definite occurency the day after some diner chili, yes indeed.
O-currency is the new Bitcoin, and deposits are accepted directly into any Pay-Pal Porcelain Orifice. O-currency.

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Re: Random shit

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Ahhhh random shit.


What`s going on.


By a rough estimate I don`t like 50 to 99,90 percent of the people alive on this plane
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:27 pm
By a rough estimate I don`t like 50 to 99,90 percent of the people alive on this plane
There's a whole line of people waiting to calm you down.
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Re: Random shit - art of the drink

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LOVE Alice in Wonderland! This belongs hanging on my kitchen wall alongside my framed avatar "Drink Me" art.
(sorry it's so large but can't read it otherwise)


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"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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