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"sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
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This had me cracking up.
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Nausea wrote:
Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:49 pm
This had me cracking up.
BAHAHA! In my densely populated urban neighborhood, there are no Trick or Treaters. They would undoubtedly be robbed by the crackheads.

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Nausea's post here viewtopic.php?f=22&p=1183935#p1183935 with the Fuk Chow reminded me of a few restaurants back in the islands that always deserved a laugh. I mean, who doesn't love FOOK YU and PHUCKET!

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Was just told by a customer that I “obviously don’t drink enough.”

I agree. There should be more drinking.
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Nausea wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:07 pm
Was just told by a customer that I “obviously don’t drink enough.”

Thanks for pointing that out customer. Pour some more salt into the wound.

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Nausea wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:07 pm
Was just told by a customer that I “obviously don’t drink enough.”
He probably meant you "obviously don't drink enough wine coolers and light, alcoholic spritzers".
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Nov 03, 2019 4:52 pm
He probably meant you "obviously don't drink enough wine coolers and light, alcoholic spritzers".
It was a wine purchase. Spot on.
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Ever think about how strange movement is? (Among other things)

Where does the cognition that governs our movements come from?

When you initiate, say, picking up a glass of whiskey, where does the initiation come from?
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Got his order wrong most likely, i hate that myself.....

Listen up next time dummy
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Nausea wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2019 12:51 pm
When you initiate, say, picking up a glass of whiskey, where does the initiation come from?
From your brain saying: hurry the fuck up and drink.
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Don't listen to me. I've been drinking, a ton, and I got the shits from the birthday buffet at the Fook Yuen Seafood Restaurant. So fook yuen, man!
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Wai Fuk Mi, man?
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Nausea wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:00 pm
Wai Fuk Mi, man?
Get ur shit togetther
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