Wassup, hooligans?

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

I'd like to start by welcoming you all. To those who know me, I love you guys and you have always held a place in my heart. I've never met a group of people online before or since that have been like you. No people quite as thoughtful. Those who acted with honesty and shared openly. Even when in the rare event that I butted heads with others, respect was shared. To those I do not know, I can't wait to meet you.

Appreciation is all I can say. Being humble is difficult. You know what though, coming back feels good. Feels natural.

Ok, that's done.

Suckers, it's Sunday. Wherever you may be, be it in my hometown of North America or clear across the span of an ocean. At 1pm, Pacific Standard Time, you drink. We drink. In one fell swoop we empty the shot glass and breathe deep of our lives. If The sun is out, appreciate it's rays. If clouds are in the sky, appreciate the shade. When your pet sits on your lap, appreciate the heft and how it plants you, settling you into a far more comfortable place.

I'm trying to decide if I should attempt to climb a tree today. I am 45 years old, and I haven't fell out of a tree in somewhere over 15 years. It seems not right. Like I'm missing something. I'll start the day around now, attempt to find the bottom of this handle of Beam and loosen gravity's hold.

Enlightenment. Search. Seek. Conquer.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I think the man suggested a drink.
Cheers

[scream ale]

Can't go too wrong with a handle of Beam Dirty Lou. Cheers sir.

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

It's near 7:45am in sunny Southern California. I should be dehydrated by noon. Face down in the yard by 3pm. As long as I don't shart myself or end up with a hernia, I'll count it as a win. I wouldn't mind getting punched by a woman. That would be smoldering hot.

[Rye and Coke]

It's near 7:45am in sunny Southern California. I should be dehydrated by noon. Face down in the yard by 3pm. As long as I don't shart myself or end up with a hernia, I'll count it as a win. I wouldn't mind getting punched by a woman. That would be smoldering hot.

You are nothing if not goal oriented, sir.

So go ahead and "Show the bottom of the bottle what the ceiling looks like." Cheers

[oettinger]

Welcome back. What was your old handle?

Punch drunk with a woman would be my way to go.

It really depends on the tree you`d like to climb. Don`t be the drunken cat that we have to call the firefighters for

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

Ok, the board or my setting is funky.

1pm, Pacific Standard time has passed. We need to hear from our brave men and women. The Blackout Brigade must be the tip of the spear. Consume, conquer and convert. Be the spider to the fly.

[Rooster]

It's too bad all of the old image-hosting sites are extinct and that this board hasn't moved into the modern-era where it can host images because I would post every Louie-meme I made and THEN the picture of my tea-bagging you at Skot's party.

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

You bring up tea bagging like it's a bad thing.

We can drop this conversation and I won't have to bring up the time you snared a raccoon near the trash cans, lit some candles, and put some Al Green on the 60's Hi-Fi cabinet.

[oettinger]

It's too bad all of the old image-hosting sites are extinct and that this board hasn't moved into the modern-era where it can host images because I would post every Louie-meme I made and THEN the picture of my tea-bagging you at Skot's party.

Upload said pic on imgur from your harddrive. Direct link over here. No Problemo.

Here`s our dog Rambo:



But yes, some image hosting sites are dead.

[NYDingbat]

Dirty Looooooouuuuuu!!!

It is far past long since we've had a 3 way with Johnny T!

How goes The Deflowering Tijuana Tour?

Good to hear from ya, ya filthy, whoremongering, Magnificent Drunkard, ya!

[scream ale]

Rambo is too fuckin' funny man.

These are my critters:



Maggie(brown cat) and Scawy Gawy(grey cat)

[oettinger]

Gray cat looks like a serial killer

Look at the pillow next to Rambo

[scream ale]

^^ Nice Walter pillow. Rambo looks like he's got some serious rings under his eyes. Too much party-time?

[oettinger]

^^ Nice Walter pillow. Rambo looks like he's got some serious rings under his eyes. Too much party-time?

Ha! And I inadvertently blamed AD for sniffing all the coke




Nice sig by the way. Is that Al Bundy sitting on a Ferguson?