Yeah, I have no idea what's going on here...
I'll just go with drunken tomfoolery and leave it at that.
Any Hotties out there?
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Rye and Coke
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Re: Any Hotties out there?
First thread I didn`t read at all in a thousand years.
Birdy, get your shit together
Birdy, get your shit together
Drink!
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Artful Drunktective
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
Nope there's no hotties out here. All the hotties are at the club drinking cosmos talking about how stuff is fill in the blank AF.
Okole maluna!
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ThirstyBirdy
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
That's one tough fill in the blank right there! My National Beer Day brain wants to say "easy".Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 28, 2019 9:37 amNope there's no hotties out here. All the hotties are at the club drinking cosmos talking about how stuff is fill in the blank AF.
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
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Artful Drunktective
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
Don't let him fool you. He only lets the bots he hits on go all the way with him.
Okole maluna!
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ThirstyBirdy
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
Hmmm... Funny how a guy can't be believed around here.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 28, 2019 11:03 amDon't let him fool you. He only lets the bots he hits on go all the way with him.
Since i was warned about these sex topics I've been holding off, but i must reply
Describe yourself AD (physical attributes, and for the love of god be honest, no funny games)? And are you enjoying National Beer Drinking Day?
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
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mistah willies
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
Mostly, it's that there is no reason to have a day for this sort of activity: Mother's day, father's Day, Valentine's Day, St. Party's day, Hallow e'en (stolen from the kids for slutty older folks)...ThirstyBirdy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 28, 2019 11:28 amHmmm... Funny how a guy can't be believed around here.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 28, 2019 11:03 amDon't let him fool you. He only lets the bots he hits on go all the way with him.
Since i was warned about these sex topics I've been holding off, but i must reply
Describe yourself AD (physical attributes, and for the love of god be honest, no funny games)? And are you enjoying National Beer Drinking Day?
Aw, hell. Yes, count me in. DRINK!
BEER: good.
DRY: dry.
Now who is up for some Bourbon Draaaanking Day festivities?
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
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Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: Any Hotties out there?
I`m in for wastie day
I`ll have the familie platter of brainfats, midaborch-sauce and an deadegg salad
I`ll have the familie platter of brainfats, midaborch-sauce and an deadegg salad
Drink!
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ThirstyBirdy
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
Happy Beer Drinking day! Happy beer day to you, happpy beer day to you, happy beer day dear mistah willies, happy bier day to you!mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Sep 28, 2019 1:15 pmMostly, it's that there is no reason to have a day for this sort of activity: Mother's day, father's Day, Valentine's Day, St. Party's day, Hallow e'en (stolen from the kids for slutty older folks)...ThirstyBirdy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 28, 2019 11:28 amHmmm... Funny how a guy can't be believed around here.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 28, 2019 11:03 am
Don't let him fool you. He only lets the bots he hits on go all the way with him.
Since i was warned about these sex topics I've been holding off, but i must reply
Describe yourself AD (physical attributes, and for the love of god be honest, no funny games)? And are you enjoying National Beer Drinking Day?
Aw, hell. Yes, count me in. DRINK!
BEER: good.
DRY: dry.
Now who is up for some Bourbon Draaaanking Day festivities?
.
And many more....with a whiskey or four...
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
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Jimmy Lester {RIP}
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
I just got one word for this stupid fucking thread:
FUCK!
FUCK!
Re: Any Hotties out there?
Well I'm sure my naked pics are still haunting these boards if you look hard enough.
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ThirstyBirdy
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
Sorry bro, straight as an arrow over here.
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
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mistah willies
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Any Hotties out there?
I've shown my nipples to all the drunks on numerous occasions.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Any Hotties out there?
That's just because you know that they are wonderful nipples.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.