Any Hotties out there?

[Badfellow]

Well, this isn't really a dating site. But I did bury my second, fourth and fifth ex-wives here. The next drink is on me if you can guess where. Hint- don't look under the Shed.

[ThirstyBirdy]

Don't patronize me you bastard!

And i will not answer loaded questions..

But glasses up if you want... Drinks on me...

[Nausea]

Hey baby I'm a femme de la drunxypoo. What do you have to offer a classy gal like me?

[ThirstyBirdy]

Hey baby I'm a femme de la drunxypoo. What do you have to offer a classy gal like me?

A classy gal starts with a kiss... It's always the kiss. That one kiss where you feel the other person's soul vibrate through you.

So here it goes...

"I was walking down the street, and she was radiant, pullumtous, gleaming glory. Mesmerizing beauty of this caliber only happens at the rarity of the moment. " TB thought

The locking of eyes in these two future love birds is seemingly predictable, except in this instance they are interrupted... A car comes barreling onto the sidewalk!

TB jumps to save the girl and knocks her out of the way... Only, TB is unfortunately struck by the car.

As TB lay on the sidewalk, close to death, Nausea quickly hurried kneeling to his side pouring whiskey on his wounds and into his mouth. Knowing his wounds were fatal, she kissed him. ....

TB looks up tp Nausea and says, "Kissing you made my life complete, and today is a beautiful day to die because i met you."

TB breaths his last breath in harmony.

[Nausea]

Wow. That's super hot. You are turning me on, baby. My hero.

[Nausea]

I pull your corpse away from the sidewalk, behind the bushes where nobody can see us.

I marvel at your sacrifice -- your sacrifice for me. I take your limp, dead penis and insert it in my vagina.

Death can't stop this lover's embrace. I cum multiple times, leaving your desiccated appendage glazed on the outside with pussy taint juice.

I wish you were here to see it. Maybe you're watching from above. It wouldn't surprise me, for we were meant to be.

I miss you, baby. Cum back.

[ThirstyBirdy]

"Thank you babe for the kiss at my dying side, and more for the whiskey. You're also welcome to my penis for the dying loving embrace. " TB says from above

[RIPT2.0]

I hear Huge is looking to hook up.

[Badfellow]

Badfellow believes that people who refer to themselves in the third person are kinda creepy.

This forum also contains a "quote" function so that you may easily cite or manipulate the words of others. It works as follows...

Wow. That's super hot. You are turning me on, baby. Let's hook up in a Burger King bathroom stall sometime.

Slut. How many baby daddies you got?

[ThirstyBirdy]

Classy gal needs classy story.

Modernized version:

So i was on Tinder and like met this gal named Nausea and like we met and like she was hit by a car and like i was like ewww and like i just left like....

Well, 90's version anyway.

Fill my beak with swill you bastards if you must!!!!

[Nausea]

I am a classy gal. But I must admit that I have testicles. Is that okay babe?

[scream ale]

This by far one of the strangest threads on here.

[Badfellow]

This by far one of the strangest threads on here.

Not to mention awkward. I want to feel embarrassed for those involved but it goes against my vow of apathy, so whatever.

[mistah willies]

This by far one of the strangest threads on here.

Not to mention awkward. I want to feel embarrassed for those involved but it goes against my vow of apathy, so whatever.

At least the necro stuff appeared heartfelt. Could really get into the gravitas of the last embrace, and flaccid fucking. Oscar™ worthy screenplay, I dare say!

[RIPT2.0]

I am a classy gal. But I must admit that I have testicles. Is that okay babe?

That can be taken care of. I hear this guy works cheap.

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