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Serious question..

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How in the hell WOULD i drink in this god damn helmet if i were actually wearing my avatar armor?!!! I'd die befor i ever got to the battlefield wearing this..
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Plastic straws
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:20 am
Plastic straws stolen from Arby's
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I think this would be a great question for Darth Vader. Or a Storm Trooper. Perhaps Boba Fett...he's definitely looks like a drinker.

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Booze enema?

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:58 am
I think this would be a great question for Darth Vader...
Exactly. Ask Darth Vader how he drinks his malt liquor. Wait, is that racist?
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It is for this reason that I tend to wear this helmet wherever I go. Notice the clevar lift hatch design.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgryeZlNQxo

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Re: Serious question..

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I like TD's idea on this, run some medieval straws into my beak on this bitch!
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Make it a screw top at the point on top. Seal the bottom well then this.
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"Seal the bottom well then this. "

This is basically the issue witj this god damn helmet.. Either cant get any in or I'm drowning in who knows what swill..

I need TD to design me a helmet of calliber. This god forsaken beak helmet is complete rubbish!!
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Camelback Hydration system..light beers are a must where hydration is concerned.
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I thought there`s a flask build in the nose.
If it doesn`t include emergency liver grease I wouldn`t call it full body armor anyway.
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Re: Serious question..

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I'm thinking... Adding a way for me to just dip the tip of my beak into liquid and have internals medieval straws would work. Perhaps an emergency flask reserve to switch over to?

If mounted, i could switch on the main from a leather ale blivet connected to the "hydration" system on the horse.

And of course, drink mixing recipes on the back of my shield with some hot medieval chicks painted on. My requests....
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Not to ruin your party, but uhm. The beak thing comes up.

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Re: Serious question..

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Bur wrote:
Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:56 am
Not to ruin your party, but uhm. The beak thing comes up.
Yeah, after undoing like a million straps while I'm thirsty! This beak helmet is rubbish
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