TRUE CONFESSIONS

[Frankennietzsche]

I have had several dreams, recently, about smoking or about taking up smoking cigarettes, again, or buying cigarettes, et cetera. In the waking world, I rarely have the urge, even when drunk, but I have thought about it.

[oldsmartskunk]

I dated a woman i hated. I hated her personality, i hated how stupid and annoying she was. I dated her for her huge tits. I was young,dumb and with an erection that would make Bill Clinton proud.

[oettinger]

I dated a woman i hated. I hated her personality, i hated how stupid and annoying she was. I dated her for her huge tits. I was young,dumb and with an erection that would make Bill Clinton proud.

Your mom makes Swill Clinton proud?

[DivaBitch]

I dated a woman i hated. I hated her personality, i hated how stupid and annoying she was. I dated her for her huge tits. I was young,dumb and with an erection that would make Bill Clinton proud.

Your mom makes Swill Clinton proud?

No I thikn he wants to show cliton his dick

[Patchez]

I dated a woman i hated. I hated her personality, i hated how stupid and annoying she was. I dated her for her huge tits. I was young,dumb and with an erection that would make Bill Clinton proud.

Your mom makes Swill Clinton proud?

No I thikn he wants to show cliton his dick

Hilary or Bill?

[oldsmartskunk]

Let me give you more ammunition - i watch ancient aliens. When i am black out drunk of course, but i enjoy it. Especially that dude with 70's pubic hair on his head.

[Artful Drunktective]

Let me give you more ammunition - i watch ancient aliens. When i am black out drunk of course, but i enjoy it. Especially that dude with 70's pubic hair on his head.

There is something rather fascinating about the Greek dude and his hair. I enjoy the show too from time to time. Sorta mind-boggling.

[oldsmartskunk]

Let me give you more ammunition - i watch ancient aliens. When i am black out drunk of course, but i enjoy it. Especially that dude with 70's pubic hair on his head.

There is something rather fascinating about the Greek dude and his hair. I enjoy the show too from time to time. Sorta mind-boggling.

Something not to be taken too seriously, but to keep one's mind open.

[Badfellow]

I have used liquor in my breakfast cereal. Shredded Wheat and whiskey with honey isn't so bad if you fry a couple of eggs on the side. However, Cap'n Crunch and Jagermeister should be avoided at all costs, no matter the price of the dare.

[DivaBitch]

I have used liquor in my breakfast cereal. Shredded Wheat and whiskey with honey isn't so bad if you fry a couple of eggs on the side. However, Cap'n Crunch and Jagermeister should be avoided at all costs, no matter the price of the dare.

i bet Baileys wuold be good thuogh

[Patchez]

I once had Cocoa Puff with a White Russian over them.


Ok it was more than once.

[DivaBitch]

I once had Cocoa Puff with a White Russian over them.


Ok it was more than once.

trying this mysef.....suonds to good to miss

[oldsmartskunk]

Almost suffocated while trying "to ride a whale" so to speak.

[Frankennietzsche]

I think that I prefer Paul McCartney's "Wings" period over that other band that he was in. I am not a big fan of either, though.

[mistah willies]

Ram On was the shiz, yo. The album, i mean.