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Re: So? Are Ya Dressin' Up For Halloween?

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:27 pm

I shall be a Drunkard who is lying down and reading medieval texts. In bed. With a big "fuck off" nailed to the door.

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Re: So? Are Ya Dressin' Up For Halloween?

Post by Negromancer » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:50 pm

Palinka Morningstar wrote:I shall be a Drunkard who is lying down and reading medieval texts. In bed. With a big "fuck off" nailed to the door.

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Re: All Hallows Eve

Post by mistah willies » Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:54 pm

Ya bunch of friggin Drunkards.


Jeez.



Oh, wait, I'm one o' ye.


DRINK! ya blessed Drunkards
















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Re: All Hallows Eve

Post by Stingray » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:06 pm

freaky flask!

btw decided I will NOT dress up anymore. Effort to reward ratio simply does not justify it!

although I always end up something strange on my head when I get a bid pickled... that reminds me, must order MDM fez
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Re: So? Are Ya Dressin' Up For Halloween?

Post by Savage » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:11 am

Dear God, do any of you know the cost of oil these days? You might as well pour molten silver over the intruders.
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Re: So? Are Ya Dressin' Up For Halloween?

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:26 am

Those Addams's were filthy rich.

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Re: So? Are Ya Dressin' Up For Halloween?

Post by Wingman » Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:39 pm

first hallows in a decade i haven't been leading the wee ones' charge on sugar.

pretty cool.
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Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:45 am

...I thought that I'd lend a hand to those that don't want to be bothered with the "Trick or Treaters" and all that nonsense.

Simply print this out and attach it to your front door:

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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...

Post by Mr. Viking » Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:36 pm

might just try this. hopefully my front door won't be kicked in again
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...

Post by Bur » Fri Oct 24, 2014 5:09 am

Mr. Zombie Viking wrote:might just try this. hopefully my front door won't be kicked in again
I believe you are confusing trick or treat with good ol' booze or brawl?

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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...

Post by Savage » Sat Oct 25, 2014 2:04 am

So, what is your favorite method for removing toilet paper from your yard?
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sat Oct 25, 2014 6:20 am

Savage wrote:So, what is your favorite method for removing toilet paper from your yard?
For oettinger that's most definitely a treat (not to mention supper).
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...

Post by Bur » Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:38 am

My hand tailored toga will be a thing. Imma save cash at expense of me fingers.

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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...

Post by Savage » Sun Oct 26, 2014 12:53 am

What with my seizure disorder (oh, and shingles, did I mention that?) and the old man's work, we're barely going to be managing the favorite holiday. Since last year with himself with a broken arm, we didn't set up much, so, this year, we found, digging the fence out of the shed, that many of the skulls had shattered. (Well, that's the desert climate for you, I guess) He did set up as much as was usable, and it looks good and scary
Anyway, we have a ton load of candy, and Grumpy promises to set up the gambling skellies tomorrow. Much fun will be had, I'm sure, especially since I bought some kitty cat sippy cups at the dollar store, so no more worries about breaking glass or nasty glares from hag moms because we appear to be imbibing adult beverages during the festivities.
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...

Post by oettinger » Sun Oct 26, 2014 6:33 am

Witness the russian dressed as my "kyrgyzian whore fatima". So much for the toga...
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