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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 11:21 pm
Russell's Reserve 10 yr. Tasty stuff
my doctor told me to get plenty of liquids and rest, so I'm gonna drink til I pass out.
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From: Your Day In A Nut Shell thread:
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Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:50 pm
I got up early, started drinking early, got drunk early, Fuckeed a drunk wiman early, went home early.

Fuck
So, a good day, eh?

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:39 pm
Nausea wrote:
Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:36 pm
I am become whiskey, drunkifier of the self.
Well put sir! I'm are beer myself.

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Lush City wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:45 pm
Nausea wrote:
Mon Nov 04, 2019 12:51 pm
Ever think about how strange movement is? (Among other things)

Where does the cognition that governs our movements come from?

When you initiate, say, picking up a glass of whiskey, where does the initiation come from?
It comes from the pleasure center of the brain where by this time we have blazed massive nueral pathways to deliver the maximun amount of pleasure in the least amount of time. We are basically Pavlovian dogs salivating whent the clock strikes 5pm or when your eyes open in the morning.

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From: What Are You Drinking Right Now thread

Patchez wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 10:34 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:15 pm
Coronavirus w/ lime
Coronavirus with Lyme disease.

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Nausea wrote:
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Sammy wrote:
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I'm drinking to the future. Fuck the news. Fuck the virus and the motherfucker that invented it. Come at me Bro!
Drink at me bro!

Don't have to be at work tomorrow until 1:30, so I picked up a pint of Everclear today at the liquor store, as well as a bottle of Wyoming Whiskey -- I've decided that I'm going to try more craft distillery products. We'll see how long that lasts.

Just going to sesh the Everclear and try to stay plenty hydrated. The WT101 will NOT be mixed in -- gaddamn, it better not.

That's a recipe for dizasta.

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:33 am
Hugh wrote:
Sat Apr 25, 2020 12:44 am
They can all kiss my fucking ass
yeah, fuck em all! They can all get fucked with a sideways, rusty railway spike! They can all get fucked with a horse appendage, as long as it's NOT the dick! They can all jump off a bridge with a bungee chord attached their balls, an anvil strapped to their chest into an ice-cold river full of floating broken glass!! I hope they all get ass cancer! I hope their ass cancer gets ass cancer!! I hope their buttholes purse up and pucker like prunes, throbbing with bloody, fecal-filthy hemorrhoi... wait, who are we mad at?

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 4:45 am
... If I had balls, I'd lovingly tell you all to suck em'.

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Judge wrote:
Fri May 27, 2011 9:30 pm
To be fair, yes, tequila. On my graduation as the graduates were marching onto the field (I was in the last line) I was in a VW bug with a few others downing a bottle of the devil's urine. My mother stated she knew I was drunk as we rand to catch up to our place in line.


Did I mention I got married the next day? Pfft, tequlia.
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Patchez wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 3:07 pm
TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 12:41 pm
Lush City wrote:
Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:48 pm


I heard the Boris Johnson haircut and look is all in vogue.
I regret to inform you Lush, i've had a haircut. They've butchered me. I now look like a butch lesbian!
You will never, ever look butch.

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scream ale wrote:
Fri May 28, 2021 5:41 pm

Keep your friends close, but keep your twelve pack closer.
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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Sat Oct 16, 2021 12:33 pm
Dating for drunks
pro tip
Bring flowers, Four Roses
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