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ThirstyBirdy
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Re: Im Known as SexMachine

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How about:

"ThirstyBird The SexMachine"

?! 😃
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Re: Im Known as SexMachine

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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Nov 13, 2019 4:34 pm
After a long deliberation, you have been granted limited permission by the Council of Supremely Drunk Fucks to change your user name to one of the following options:

*ThirstyDildo

*PocketPussy

*Uday al' Buttmunch

*Mike Hawk

*Jòrvife Künt
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How about:

"ThirstyBird The SexMachine"

Can that be an option?! 😃
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Re: Im Known as SexMachine

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How about

"ThirstyBird TheAnnoyingDoublePoster" 😃
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Re: Im Known as SexMachine

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ThirstyBirdy wrote:
Thu Nov 14, 2019 2:36 pm
😣
How about:

"ThirstyBird The SexMachine"

Can that be an option?! 😃
I probably shouldn't tell you this... but you have the option of changing user name yourself in your profile settings. Just don't fuck it up or you'll trigger the security protocols and shit yourself from the 6hz sound signal being transmitted through your speakers.
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Re: Im Known as SexMachine

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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: Im Known as SexMachine

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How about Sex Robot? You do remind me of this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvh32fQ8nNI

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I'm known as a dildo

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You remind me of that guy with dream feet syndrome.
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Re: Im Known as SexMachine

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Blah.
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Re: Im Known as SexMachine

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You bore me to death Thirstyboredy
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Re: Im Known as SexMachine

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Nov 15, 2019 1:29 pm
You bore me to death Thirstyboredy
Pudhammer, don't hurt 'em!

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Re: Im Known as SexMachine

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MC Pudhammer wrote:
Fri Nov 15, 2019 2:44 pm

Pudhammer, don't hurt 'em!
Proper.
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Re: Im Known as SexMachine

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Re: Im Known as SexMachine

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Brandonman, you rarely post, did you get a notification from the terms "sex" and "machine" in your gmail?
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Re: Im Known as SexMachine

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Change your name to Soul Finger by the Bar-Kays. Listen to the music.






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I have you dialed in at 1000m...

Hold still.
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