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who is your favorite relative

Post by Savage » Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:18 pm

and what did they drink?
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Post by Nausea » Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:29 pm

My niece, because she "respects aliens." Too young to drink -- well, legally.
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Post by scream ale » Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:24 pm

My grandma. She lived on cream ale and pretty much kept the brewery afloat during the lean years.
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Re: who is your favorite relative

Post by Sammy » Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:44 am

I'd have to say my maternal Grandfather. He lived with us after my Grandmother died and liked his Canadian Club. Always had a bottle and shot glass at the ready in his bathroom.

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Post by oettinger » Fri Jan 10, 2020 2:32 pm

Cousin. No idea what she drinks because we both don`t keep family shit tight
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Re: who is your favorite relative

Post by Patchez » Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:12 pm

Bubblez, my twin brother. He drinks everything cause he's one of us.
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Re: who is your favorite relative

Post by oettinger » Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:34 pm

Patchez wrote:
Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:12 pm
Bubblez, my twin brother. He drinks everything cause he's one of us.
Cool we might be triplets then
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Post by Bluto » Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:15 pm

Well, Mom’s been in Hospital for the last few days. She was concerned too much red wine may have exasperated things. She’s pretty sure she could stop red wine if she has too, but giving up her scotch isn’t going to happen.

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Re: who is your favorite relative

Post by Patchez » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:14 pm

Bluto wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:15 pm
Well, Mom’s been in Hospital for the last few days. She was concerned too much red wine may have exasperated things. She’s pretty sure she could stop red wine if she has too, but giving up her scotch isn’t going to happen.

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Bacchus bless your Mom. She shouldn't have to give up her Scotch.
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Re: who is your favorite relative

Post by Bluto » Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:24 pm

Patchez wrote:
Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:14 pm

Bacchus bless your Mom. She shouldn't have to give up her Scotch.
Thanks. Mom is doing well. Sadly, my uncle suffered a major stroke.
Like me, and my grandfather (his FIL), he’s a bourbon man. Through and through. He’s fond of WT and Maker’s but isn’t ashamed to have an Ancient Age.
We’ve got the kids back home for him and Mom’s oldest sister was on a flight I think within 10 minutes of hearing the news.
Ordinarily mom would have taken the reins of taking care of everyone, but clearly she was indisposed. We didn’t even tell her about the stroke until she was checking out.

So, if you’ve got a bourbon in hand please do me a favor and tilt it with respect and good will in this direction.

Mom would take a scotch, or a brandy, or whatever ya got, but she’s on the mend and has a good prognosis.

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Re: who is your favorite relative

Post by Patchez » Fri Jan 17, 2020 11:55 pm

At work currently but got some Longbranch from WT to raise in the AM.
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Re: who is your favorite relative

Post by oettinger » Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:43 pm

I hope to be cool drunkle oett one day for my nephew
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Re: who is your favorite relative

Post by waahoohah » Sun Jan 19, 2020 1:36 am

I...
Is this a trick question?
Favorinte? Relative?
Those two words don't, they just don't.
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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