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Team Modern Drunkard?

Post by Savage » Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:31 am

Are you shitting me? Get off my lawn!
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

Post by Rye and Coke » Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:16 am

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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

Post by oettinger » Sun Jan 26, 2020 12:39 pm

Hahahahah yeah really
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:22 am

Of course Team Modern Drunkard because if you add "Team" in front of stuff, then you can say "Fuck Yeah!" afterwards to emphasize how bad ass it is.

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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

Post by Patchez » Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:46 am

Didn't they have Drunkard and Boozetown baseball jerseys in Drunkard Gear for a while?
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

Post by oettinger » Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:35 am

Patchez wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:46 am
Didn't they have Drunkard and Boozetown baseball jerseys in Drunkard Gear for a while?
Really, last items I saw were undies and bedsheets, maybe some towls
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

Post by Savage » Fri Feb 07, 2020 2:40 am

oettinger wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:35 am
Patchez wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:46 am
Didn't they have Drunkard and Boozetown baseball jerseys in Drunkard Gear for a while?
Really, last items I saw were undies and bedsheets, maybe some towls
Undies and bedsheets? Aww, yer kidding, right? Though novelty items... I imagine how nice it would be to light up an MDM pillar candle that smells like Makers. But then Grumpy might wake up to pee at four am and find me on the floor, gnawing on a wax cylinder. Too embarrassing!
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

Post by Badfellow » Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:15 pm

A full moon must be glowing
As we have no way of knowing
Which way the booze is flowing
While Bacchus keeps bestowing
And the mushrooms keep on growing
And the old crow keeps on crowing
Though there's no damn way of knowing
Which way the drink is flowing
Or even if it's slowing
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

Post by Badfellow » Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:17 pm

And I can justify the above statement with song too. Sorry, no dance.
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

Post by Savage » Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:08 am

Badfellow wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:15 pm
A full moon must be glowing
As we have no way of knowing
Which way the booze is flowing
While Bacchus keeps bestowing
And the mushrooms keep on growing
And the old crow keeps on crowing
Though there's no damn way of knowing
Which way the drink is flowing
Or even if it's slowing
You, in theory at least, could go on forever. But it will always end with a scream. And then (if you are to survive) the superego stops the boat.
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

Post by oettinger » Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:21 am

Hmm






drunk minds collude


Oh, that was a headache. My bad

What would the opposite of TMD be?
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

Post by Badfellow » Mon Feb 10, 2020 6:49 pm

Savage wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:08 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:15 pm
A full moon must be glowing
As we have no way of knowing...

You, in theory at least, could go on forever. But it will always end with a scream. And then (if you are to survive) the superego stops the boat.
End with a scream, end with a scream
And I would show you 31 flavors ice cream...
Stop with id, stop with id,
And the superego I.D.s us,

Yes? No? Mayhap n' maybeso?

Just a dream, do I say?
Without looking at Roget's through the window,
Come with you, come with me,
Rutger Hauer, tannenhaüser,
Tears in the rain know no pain,
But empathy
Knows a limitless accompany
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

Post by Badfellow » Mon Feb 10, 2020 6:51 pm

This all sounds way better sang in the key of Gene Wilder.
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