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DivaBitch
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Im finaly back

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Hay all! I finally am a free MF'n bitches! They finaly caut up with me and my parner and locked us up for a cople of years. First thing wen I got out a month ago is got FUBAR'd then had a wild night of sex, drugs and rock & roll to celabrate. I've got a side chick inside but she wont be out antime soon and I wont be goig back...EVER.
Good to be bak here with the losers and wanabes.
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Welcome back Diva! You won't believe how much we missed yuo and your lap dances. Cheers sista!

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Now it's a party.
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On drunken skype we talked about you a lot. I espacially have a soft spot for you in my liver. Welcome back. Game on BITCH D
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Dreams do come true.
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Okay, a few questions here, and you can take 'em or leave 'em and your leisure.

First, we're assuming a felony conviction, and if you served two years as yuo claimed, it was in some sort of festering, local county jail rather than a festering, hardened federal facility.

Second, we're assuming yuo were convicted of check fraud, controlled substance and/or not paying yuor pole dance taxes in a timely manner. That's cool. Or yuo might have made the mistake of trying to shoplift a hot pink pair of panties from the wrong Family Dollar in South Carolina. It's all good.

Third, guess there were no real questions in the meat of that there medium rare 54 oz. T-bone steak dinner with baked potato.

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Welcome back to land of drunken sailors!
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