Thank You All

[Malkor]

Cage match!

2 tards enter, only 1 tard exits. We shall see who is the tardedest of 'em all.

Pig jousting would also suffice, theyd need full livery and an arena worthy of champions, a day of drinking and tension building as they smack talk each other following the midday weigh in preceding an evening tilt. The sand floor churned up by the cloven fury of the contentants steeds as lance meets throbbing fattened neck of the unfortunate lesser mongoloid......... then we could eat the winner. Also Some retards arent so bad, one time I saw one eat a 2 pound steak!

[Patchez]

Im not sure I get it,is this some kind of scatily clad prohibitionist or is it a genuinely slightly drunk adult entertainer? the mind boggles, I appear to have missed anything pertinent so will retire once again to the mist.

*moves away sideways*

Breasts!

And you are?

[Badfellow]

You can place your TunderTard Dome wagers here, folks.

[scream ale]

I got two tall cans and handful of change (U.S. currency) on the largest tard.

[Badfellow]

Your wager has been noted, sir.

Step right up, chumps. We also accept food stamps, Camel cash, diabetic test strips and plastic drink tokens from the one and only original Shit Talkers Bar & Grill.

Also offering 2:1 odds that neither tard can figure out how to start the chainsaw.

Maybe the big tard will win. Maybe the little one. We'll see what happens.

[MissFit]

undrunk porn tales deserves it's own thread. It'll be the most jumpinist thread around. Nothing like good clean, and undrunk, smut.

Great idea! I'd love to hear how you guys handle yourselves from a porn thread. God knows I think I promote some of that action when I'm at work or there are some pretty tolerant wives out there. Let's start a porn or XXX thread and make me a Mod to keep it interesting. Come on, waddu say?

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^

[Rye and Coke]

Great idea! I'd love to hear how you guys handle yourselves from a porn thread. God knows I think I promote some of that action when I'm at work or there are some pretty tolerant wives out there. Let's start a porn or XXX thread and make me a Mod to keep it interesting. Come on, waddu say?

[Badfellow]

Let's start a porn or XXX thread and make me a Mod to keep it interesting. Come on, waddu say?

Hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of setting up a TOR accessible CompuServe site dedicated to hot XXX porn action and tips on how to get those pesky jizz stains out of your stripper costume.

You can be a Mod. I'll give you the password and the keys to the kingdom... but first you have to find it. Sound like sexy fun?

I'll give you a hint: it's somewhere on the internet.

[MissFit]

Let's start a porn or XXX thread and make me a Mod to keep it interesting. Come on, waddu say?

Hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of setting up a TOR accessible CompuServe site dedicated to hot XXX porn action and tips on how to get those pesky jizz stains out of your stripper costume.

You can be a Mod. I'll give you the password and the keys to the kingdom... but first you have to find it. Sound like sexy fun?

I'll give you a hint: it's somewhere on the internet.

Quite honestly I don't know much about what a TOR CompuServe site is. I am willing to learn and be the Mod but first I'll need training wheels. If you're trying to be cute/sexy about finding it it's not working. BTW it's not a "stripper costume" It's just called an "outfit". Like "Oh that's a cute outfit, it really shows off your ______ (fill in the blank) cuz I can't get too sexy, you boys will be getting drunk and using up a box of tissues, if you catch my drift. PM me details if you want this to be a reality. BTW again, I'm not totally a dimwit blonde. Also if you let me in on the secret on posting pics to my profile under my signature I would appreciate
it.

[ThirstyDrunk]

"Oh that's a cute outfit, it really shows off your ______ (fill in the blank)"

panty liner
pre-op tranny bulge
moose knuckle
varicose labia
fart bubble
CCW
Bucket pussy
coin purse
purple starfish

That's al I got for now. What category is the XXX thread in?

[ThirstyDrunk]

"She looked over at me with a glazed eye and some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area."

[Badfellow]

"Oh that's a cute outfit, it really shows off your ______ (fill in the blank)"

panty liner
pre-op tranny bulge
moose knuckle
varicose labia
fart bubble
CCW
Bucket pussy
coin purse
purple starfish

clam beard
queef maker
quadruple camel toe
mullet snatch
taint barbells
anal tattoos
war(t) scars
ingrown muff-hairs
twat gnats
soupy discharge

[scream ale]

"She looked over at me with a glazed eye and some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area."

christ I just get so wound up at the mention of glazed eyes and bovine perspiration....what about the moose knuckle? I hope its as glorious as I'm building it up to be.

[ThirstyDrunk]

"I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plum."

(Mods please move to XXX thread.)