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Re: Thank You All

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:44 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:33 pm
Malkor wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:25 pm
Im not sure I get it,is this some kind of scatily clad prohibitionist or is it a genuinely slightly drunk adult entertainer? the mind boggles, I appear to have missed anything pertinent so will retire once again to the mist.

*moves away sideways*

Breasts!
Stay, it`s just an outburst of sudden unconTROLLed incompetence.

The rest of the board stayed the same. New mods, same medicine. I`d be worried when this generation of members gets replaced by millenials. But that`s distant future
Pretty sure we are millenials. I'm not happy about it either.
Nah, some of us are malcontent Gen Xers who thought Cobain and Pac had the right idea about things, turns out they both died before they could lead us to their promised promise lands.

Fun fact: Hip Hop legend Shock G aka Humpty Hump said of friend, Tupac, that he didn't seem as if he wanted to live long. When asked if Pac ever drank water, he said, "No, all he ever had was malt liquor and chicken wings!"

Cheers to the drunkingly artistic, they will out live us all...
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Re: Thank You All

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:44 pm



Pretty sure we are millenials. I'm not happy about it either.
I`m glad when I turn 100 too
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Re: Thank You All

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:59 pm
Cheers to the drunkingly artistic, they will out live us all...
Whutchu talkin' about "they" Willis? WE. Us drunkards are marinated to last. Chin chin!
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Re: Thank You All

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 8:33 pm
scream ale wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:44 pm



Pretty sure we are millenials. I'm not happy about it either.
I`m glad when I turn 100 too

And whutchU talkin' about Willis? I AM 100.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Re: Thank You All

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Malkor wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:25 pm
Im not sure I get it,is this some kind of scatily clad prohibitionist or is it a genuinely slightly drunk adult entertainer? the mind boggles, I appear to have missed anything pertinent so will retire once again to the mist.

*moves away sideways*

Breasts!
No nothing pertinent, just poseur stuff so move back in here sideways.

*dangles a drink like a carrot on the end of a fishing pole to lure Malkor back from the mist*
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I must have some booze".


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Re: Thank You All

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:32 pm
MissFit wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:04 pm

I guess there's some religious zealots here keeping an eye on things. I'll try to curb my sexuality except for PM's.

Yes we are absolutely religious...religious about our drinking. So save the undrunkenness talks and explicit details about your sex life for your diary. This ain't the place for it. Thanks.
And what you talking about Willis no dirty sex schtuff? Aww shucks. I had so many pornographic undrunk tales to tell.
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Malibu Laurie wrote:
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And what you talking about Willis no dirty sex schtuff? Aww shucks. I had so many pornographic undrunk tales to tell.
Grab the Porncorn children, Malibu Wasty has some lurid undrunk stories to tell
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Re: Thank You All

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 3:47 am
Rye and Coke wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:59 pm
Cheers to the drunkingly artistic, they will out live us all...
Whutchu talkin' about "they" Willis? WE. Us drunkards are marinated to last. Chin chin!
Goddamnit, you're right, I was entirely out of it when I wrote that. And by the by, is that how Malkor leaves a room, lol: Loudly proclaiming random female body parts? If so, I'm down.



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undrunk porn tales deserves it's own thread. It'll be the most jumpinist thread around. Nothing like good clean, and undrunk, smut.
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MissFit wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:28 am
Hi, I was asked to introduce myself to ya'll. I found this site and joined because I thought it was a support group for getting undrunk but it looks like it isn't so fuck it..I'll continue drinking and working and try to get to school once in awhile. In my earlier days I had become a totally different person. I had adjusted all of my morals in order to stay in denial about the fact that I had a drinking problem. I lied, stole money from family and friends, and completely gave up on all of my aspirations. I drank away all of my emotions and basically became the shell of a human being. I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror anymore.
I was in an abusive relationship and finally had enough of the alcohol-fueled fights. My abuser had threatened to kill me or himself if I left him. When he did accomplish killing himself, I began to reflect on how I could have allowed the situation to become so toxic without leaving. I realized that my drinking had numbed my feelings and standards in regard to that relationship. So fuck it..........Drinks are on me today! I've got to get going.....I'm going to try to get to school today and work tonight. Working at the clubs gives me a chance to control a situation whether or not I'm undrunk there..I've got to make a living despite me drinking and other shit. MissFit

Why the fuck does the word s-o-b-e-r change to "undrunk" I don't want my posts to be fucked with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh fuck. I remember you. You went by the the name "Diva Snatch" or or some shit. Fuck. I don't know. Something stupid like that. I seem to remember that you were some sort of asshole. Nice to see you. Are you still a fucking retard?

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

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Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:33 pm
MissFit wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:28 am
Hi, I was asked to introduce myself to ya'll. I found this site and joined because I thought it was a support group for getting undrunk but it looks like it isn't so fuck it..I'll continue drinking and working and try to get to school once in awhile. In my earlier days I had become a totally different person. I had adjusted all of my morals in order to stay in denial about the fact that I had a drinking problem. I lied, stole money from family and friends, and completely gave up on all of my aspirations. I drank away all of my emotions and basically became the shell of a human being. I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror anymore.
I was in an abusive relationship and finally had enough of the alcohol-fueled fights. My abuser had threatened to kill me or himself if I left him. When he did accomplish killing himself, I began to reflect on how I could have allowed the situation to become so toxic without leaving. I realized that my drinking had numbed my feelings and standards in regard to that relationship. So fuck it..........Drinks are on me today! I've got to get going.....I'm going to try to get to school today and work tonight. Working at the clubs gives me a chance to control a situation whether or not I'm undrunk there..I've got to make a living despite me drinking and other shit. MissFit

Why the fuck does the word s-o-b-e-r change to "undrunk" I don't want my posts to be fucked with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh fuck. I remember you. You went by the the name "Diva Snatch" or or some shit. Fuck. I don't know. Something stupid like that. I seem to remember that you were some sort of asshole. Nice to see you. Are you still a fucking retard?
Not sure if you've posted to a wrong person, but someone else posted something similar. Question is..Are you still a retard?
Been there, done that.....more than once!
Buy me a drink and see where it gets you

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

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Cage match!

2 tards enter, only 1 tard exits. We shall see who is the tardedest of 'em all.
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Re: Thank You All

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Sounds like a love connection to me.
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scream ale wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:28 am
Cage match!

2 tards enter, only 1 tard exits. We shall see who is the tardedest of 'em all.
I'd rather see the Undertaker throw them both, assholes first, from the top of the cage into a box of upturned horse dicks.
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 4:05 pm
scream ale wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:28 am
Cage match!

2 tards enter, only 1 tard exits. We shall see who is the tardedest of 'em all.
I'd rather see the Undertaker throw them both, assholes first, from the top of the cage into a box of upturned horse dicks.
I could see myself hanging out at a bar watching that. Ha!
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