Things we're over...enough already!
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Corona beer virus. Don't drink that beer and don't breathe the air. The mortality rate is no different than any drunkard fatality rate in the recent past so why make a big deal out of the usual percentage of deaths from the sauce?
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Germans putting cucumbers in and on everything- including BURRITOS!
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That's seriously evil.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2020 2:55 amGermans putting cucumbers in and on everything- including BURRITOS!
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Tuna pizzas? Cucumber burritos? What the fuck is wrong with you people. Someone needs to formally charge Germany with crimes against dinner.
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^ ^ ^ to the last few replies...
It IS BEYOND evil. Imagine the drunken excitement of biting into a beef burrito and then feel the cold crunch of a cucumber inside. It just doesn't mix. And cucumbers have a tendency to taint the food even after you remove it. Did I still eat it? Yes of course I did.
As far as tuna on pizza which also doesn't mix...pretty sure I posted about it before somewhere but I won't even dignify that with a try. I don't care how drunk I am when it's been offered to me, I have pizza standards. It was hard enough adjusting to pizza with Hollandaise sauce.
I wonder how Germans would feel if I did something effed up like put sriracha sauce on my schnitzel or something. (I wouldn't do that because that would be heinous but you get the gist). Perhaps they would realize these food crimes against humanitah.
It IS BEYOND evil. Imagine the drunken excitement of biting into a beef burrito and then feel the cold crunch of a cucumber inside. It just doesn't mix. And cucumbers have a tendency to taint the food even after you remove it. Did I still eat it? Yes of course I did.
As far as tuna on pizza which also doesn't mix...pretty sure I posted about it before somewhere but I won't even dignify that with a try. I don't care how drunk I am when it's been offered to me, I have pizza standards. It was hard enough adjusting to pizza with Hollandaise sauce.
I wonder how Germans would feel if I did something effed up like put sriracha sauce on my schnitzel or something. (I wouldn't do that because that would be heinous but you get the gist). Perhaps they would realize these food crimes against humanitah.
Okole maluna!
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Dudes wearing sunglasses AND a baseball cap. They must be going for Maximum Douche.
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Would to Bacchus I could afford that.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Feb 29, 2020 2:25 pmParty like a grizzly bear, lines of coke 24/7 and crash for six monthsscream ale wrote: ↑Sat Feb 29, 2020 11:12 am^^^ You may be onto something. With enough hot toddies I might just make it to better weather. With the help of good rye I can do this!
Until then, scotch.
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Hiding how often I drink. Previously my quandary was only hiding it. At least now that I am working from home I don't have to hide it at my job. But now that I'm stuck at home 24-7 I don't want my daughter and husband to know how often and how much I drink so its back to the disguising. So stupid I even have to do that.
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Retards that refer to coronavirus as novel. It's fucking dumb.
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Submissions calls for COVID-19 poems.
Also, COVID-19 poems.
Also, COVID-19 poems.
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Poorly executed acoustic guitar covers of pop tunes made into covid-19 lyrics. Culture is being gang raped en masse.
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^^^^ Yes, this too.