Heidi Klum. No matter what country I am in, there she is with her mongoloid top models.
She`s probably on my top 10, fuck it top 3, list of terrible people always on german TV.
Now she married this young idiot she can boss around with her terrible personality... of course they are everywhere in media
Yoga pants as being acceptable casual fashion -- those black stretchy things.
First of all, nobody wants to see your flabby ass flopping about with every stride.
Wait, wait...hold on there bucko.... There are people that don't mind...
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Yoga pants as being acceptable casual fashion -- those black stretchy things.
First of all, nobody wants to see your flabby ass flopping about with every stride.
Wait, wait...hold on there bucko.... There are people that don't mind...
It depends who is wearing them. Some of these gals don't look in a mirror. I'm traumatized by their sight yet they walk down the street like they own it. Well, they do if you are walking nearby. Sorry, but I see what these beauties have for lunch.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Yoga pants as being acceptable casual fashion -- those black stretchy things.
First of all, nobody wants to see your flabby ass flopping about with every stride.
Secondly, even if you have a good ass, I'm just imagining the scent of that certain part of the fabric betwixt your cheeks.
Still gross. Please stop.
At the risk of sounding like a crotchety old man, what the fuck happened to pants? Just regular pants. There are some people out there that I just don't need a clear idea of what they look like with nothing on.
Yoga pants as being acceptable casual fashion -- those black stretchy things.
First of all, nobody wants to see your flabby ass flopping about with every stride.
Secondly, even if you have a good ass, I'm just imagining the scent of that certain part of the fabric betwixt your cheeks.
Still gross. Please stop.
At the risk of sounding like a crotchety old man, what the fuck happened to pants? Just regular pants. There are some people out there that I just don't need a clear idea of what they look like with nothing on.
As the father of a 15-year-old daughter I offer a crotchety, "Here here!"
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Yoga pants...agreed and super over it. And also agree with Nausea...doesn't matter how hot the chick (or in Patchy's case, a dude) is, don't even want to imagine the nether regions in those. What was the problem with good old-fashioned comfy and shapeless sweat pants that makes everyone's ass look humangous?
Sorry gents, but I am so OVER the Grizzly Adams beard. Trimmed beards, molestaches, and goatees...perfectly fine, but only a rare few can pull off the G.A. I can't believe all these nice looking men out there... covering their faces are with a bedraggled rat's nest... ugh. This madness has got to stop! And it's like the whole world started doing it as if everyone suddenly thinks they are Scott Ian! Co-workers...friends...my freaking brother! He looks like a jihadi terrorist!
Luckily I didn't know oett when he had one "back in the day" (you know, the 90's) but I saw pictures. He looked like a disheveled has-been metal head from the 80's and I wouldn't have touched him with a ten foot pole. (Oh wait...he still looks like that, minus the beard. Whoops! Bad example!).
Unless you live in Canadia (or a bordering U.S. state of Canadia), a member of ZZ Top, or you are Patchez -who can successfully rock the Grizzly Adams AND yoga pants- don't do it. I beg of thee.
Sorry gents, but I am so OVER the Grizzly Adams beard. Trimmed beards, molestaches, and goatees...perfectly fine, but only a rare few can pull off the G.A. I can't believe all these nice looking men out there... covering their faces are with a bedraggled rat's nest... ugh. This madness has got to stop! And it's like the whole world started doing it as if everyone suddenly thinks they are Scott Ian! Co-workers...friends...my freaking brother! He looks like a jihadi terrorist!
Luckily I didn't know oett when he had one "back in the day" (you know, the 90's) but I saw pictures. He looked like a disheveled has-been metal head from the 80's and I wouldn't have touched him with a ten foot pole. (Oh wait...he still looks like that, minus the beard. Whoops! Bad example!).
Unless you live in Canadia (or a bordering U.S. state of Canadia), a member of ZZ Top, or you are Patchez -who can successfully rock the Grizzly Adams AND yoga pants- don't do it. I beg of thee.
I've told many a hipster unless you swing an axe, a belt fed or turn wrenches; loose the beard. You're fucking it up for the rest of us.
I'm more Santa than Grizzly Adams. Especially in my red yoga britches.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
