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The wu flu, the dumbfucks, people dumber than me...it's been enough.

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scream ale wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:28 pm
The wu flu, the dumbfucks, people dumber than me...it's been enough.
Numb yourself, don't dumb yourself, fellow Drunkard. Let all the dumbfucks slip away as you take a deep breath and another drink toward that which is not dumbfuckitude.
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Hugh wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:39 pm
Submissions calls for COVID-19 poems.

Also, COVID-19 poems.
Respirator's gone mushy,
My bed is quite cushy
Me arse is blood gushy.
No TP for tushy.

Oh why did I listen to all of the docs
And panicky hawks
The telly, she squawks
against eating bat sushi.

Or soup

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mistah willies wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:54 pm
Hugh wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:39 pm
Submissions calls for COVID-19 poems.

Also, COVID-19 poems.
Respirator's gone mushy,
My bed is quite cushy
Me arse is blood gushy.
No TP for tushy.

Oh why did I listen to all of the docs
And panicky hawks
The telly, she squawks
against eating bat sushi.

Or soup
You're one weird ass motherfucker.

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mistah willies wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:54 pm
No TP for tushy.
Brilliant!
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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I'm over all this superfluous talk about random things. Can we get back to the "yoga pants " discussion now?

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Where the fuck am I and how did I get here?

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Carole Baskin. Tiger King. Anything related.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:50 am
Carole Baskin. Tiger King. Anything related.
Carole Fuckin' Baskin!!
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Patchez wrote:
Sat Apr 11, 2020 8:23 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:50 am
Carole Baskin. Tiger King. Anything related.
Carole Fuckin' Baskin!!
Carole Goddamn Baskin!!
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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The Manson Girls
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Hugh wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:07 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:54 pm
Hugh wrote:
Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:39 pm
Submissions calls for COVID-19 poems.

Also, COVID-19 poems.
Respirator's gone mushy,
My bed is quite cushy
Me arse is blood gushy.
No TP for tushy.

Oh why did I listen to all of the docs
And panicky hawks
The telly, she squawks
against eating bat sushi.

Or soup
You're one weird ass motherfucker.
Sorry Hugh, just now caught this. (No not the Covid 19)
Ya now,I thought that you were making shit up but it's true, there are folks writing heartfelt poems about coming together and we're all united and that kind of maudlin crap. I figure it must be their oar or whatnot.

Frig it. Mine is lovely Miss Ethyl, and she does good work. She wants all of my attention, too.

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All these videos of people explaining how to properly wash your hands. If ya didn't learn it before Kindergarten, then ya just plain stupid. Come on now.
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Granite countertops.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 1:34 am
Granite countertops.
Yes, I suppose you'd prefer to hack-up your possum and cabbages on a nice, quality linoleum countertop? Or better yet, how about the rustic look and charm of pressure treated plywood or particleboard?
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Badfellow wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 4:07 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 1:34 am
Granite countertops.
Yes, I suppose you'd prefer to hack-up your possum and cabbages on a nice, quality linoleum countertop? Or better yet, how about the rustic look and charm of pressure treated plywood or particleboard?
Or entire kitchen of cork board!

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