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scream ale wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 4:22 pm
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Granite countertops.
Yes, I suppose you'd prefer to hack-up your possum and cabbages on a nice, quality linoleum countertop? Or better yet, how about the rustic look and charm of pressure treated plywood or particleboard?
Or entire kitchen of cork board!
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Looky here drunktards. I think the redneck yet appropriate countertop you all (mainly Badfellow 'cause I know S.A. is not retarded) are seeking is the butcher block. That way, you neanderthals can cut up yer roadkill meats and dead hookers right there on the countertop! Except for Dear Booze of course because he most certainly has granite countertops. Probably the most expensive too, because you can only have the finer things in the mayoral manor in the vineyards of Cloverdorfville, CA.

And just 'cause I am over people's obsessions (like everyone on the HGTV network has) for granite doesn't mean I don't appreciate the aesthetics. I am down with marble but I especially love the quartz countertops. It's got a nice sheen and sparkle to it. If I had balls, I'd lovingly tell you all to suck em'.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 4:45 am
I am down with marble but I especially love the quartz countertops. It's got a nice sheen and sparkle to it. If I had balls, I'd lovingly tell you all to suck em'.
Marble? Sure, it looks nice and ritzy. But that shit chips and stains if you breathe on it wrong.

And quartz? Do you have any idea how many unicorns have to DIE to make the sparkles for those countertops?
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Looky here drunktards...If I had a family size can of cheezballs, I'd lovingly share them with all of you.
Awful nice of ya!

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scream ale wrote:
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Fri May 15, 2020 4:45 am
Looky here drunktards...If I had a 55 gallon drum of cheezballs, I'd lovingly get orange stains all over my fancy schmancy marble countertops and then distribute the crumbs evenly amongst you lot of lowlife peasents.
Awful nice of ya!
Fixed that juuuuuuuuust a little more.
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Looters. Don't get me wrong, I understand the non-violent protests. But as far as setting stuff on fire and looting goes, what is your point being made here? To make an already shitty situation worse? More division among people bordering civil war? Now they are stealing cars from dealerships that not only can be tracked via GPS, but the gaggle of onlookers are filming it taking place. How stupid must they be?! If the point is protesting police brutality, then you fked up 'cause you are gonna spend a lot of time under law enforcement rule in prison! Hope it was worth it!

Shit is just out of control and there will never be a resolution. I saw a photo from my hometown in the Midwest of an American flag that was destroyed during some sort of protest laying near the feet of a policeman in riot gear. The defiling of the flag isn't about race or cops or anyone specific now. This is absolutely offensive to our entire country!
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Fighting to the death scenes in movies and yet, nary a kick to the balls. Still irks me every time.
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Fri Jul 03, 2020 9:22 am
Fighting to the death scenes in movies and yet, nary a kick to the balls. Still irks me every time.
Well, it's not exactly a fight to the death, but here's a little Ow, My Balls! action for ya starring my good pal Hormel Chavez.
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man this is the white privledgest first world problemest thread ever.
You fucks are all cannon fodder
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Sun May 31, 2020 3:19 am
Looters. Don't get me wrong, I understand the non-violent protests. But as far as setting stuff on fire and looting goes, what is your point being made here? To make an already shitty situation worse? More division among people bordering civil war? Now they are stealing cars from dealerships that not only can be tracked via GPS, but the gaggle of onlookers are filming it taking place. How stupid must they be?! If the point is protesting police brutality, then you fked up 'cause you are gonna spend a lot of time under law enforcement rule in prison! Hope it was worth it!

Shit is just out of control and there will never be a resolution. I saw a photo from my hometown in the Midwest of an American flag that was destroyed during some sort of protest laying near the feet of a policeman in riot gear. The defiling of the flag isn't about race or cops or anyone specific now. This is absolutely offensive to our entire country!
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Thirsty SJW wrote: man this is the white privledgest first world problemest thread ever.
You fucks are all cannon fodder
They burned the Arby's down, man. The fucking Arby's! With all the Arby's and Horsey sauce still inside! Tell me that doesn't sicken you to the very, rotten core.
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man this is the white privledgest first world problemest thread ever.
You fucks are all cannon fodder
These problems are everyones problems. We're all in this together.

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Badfellow wrote:
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Thirsty SJW wrote: man this is the white privledgest first world problemest thread ever.
You fucks are all cannon fodder
They burned the Arby's down, man. The fucking Arby's! With all the Arby's and Horsey sauce still inside! Tell me that doesn't sicken you to the very, rotten core.
And they peed on the Dude's rug. That's white people problems right there.
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I'll tell ya another white privledgest problem...my Pomeranian (with papers) peeing (not on my rug thank Bacchus) on the floor and then walks through it and then walks all over the house and there's piss paw prints everywhere. So yeah, technically I guess there is pee on my rug. Criminy!
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Kayne fking West!
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