Apologies to you all.

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Apologies to you all.

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I will never be present on the board often enough and I can not be a real life drunkard any more.
The liquid skies are my favourite kind of lifestyle but I have also made promises (when drunk) that I have to keep now.
If FKR reads this he should strip me of my moderator's rights ASAP and promote a member that is actually able to dedicate to the life of this (fucking fanstastic I love you all weirdos, fuck everything else, remember the first midwest invasion in 2009, wow, I want an another life to live more raw) board.
The board needs the attention and regular drinking that I can not afford anymore.
You're all fantastic fuckers of what life should always be. I hate you for living the life I can't any more. Drink to me please, drink a lot and do good things. Or drink and do bad things that you'll consider as a good reason to do good things next time you're drunk. Or both, or thrice, or tries, or Wednesday, non, no, better Friday but on the American side. Shit, just drink.
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Post by Rye and Coke »

Well, I'm relatively new here, so I unfortunately never got a chance to really know you. But I appreciate your spirit and that you were a soldier down for the cause. Speaking for myself, there are no apologies needed. Perhaps your Tour of Duty has come to an end, but it doesn't erase the deeds you've done, the beaches you've stormed, the bottles you've downed.

Here's hoping your reason for departing is a good one. And please know, that no matter what may go on in your life, somewhere there will be people raising a glass to your exploits and myth.

CHEERS!
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Sorry dude, but once you're in it's for life. See that barstool? The one that has "El Boozificator" scratched into it with a dull rusty knife? That is yours for ever and it ain't going nowhere. You can relinquish your mod title and stop going to the meetings but that stool is still right here.
In the future I may sit here drooling at the dark smoky end of the Pub and watch as newbs come in and sit on your stool and urp mixed candy drinks onto their shirt and shit their pants, or young drunk unattended girls may come in looking for suave Frenchmen to moisten their panties, but when you come in the door they will gladly give up that barseat or I will kick them in the pelvis. or larynx, depending on how good my aim is at the time.
There are still some of us who remember your calls form the depths of Africa, the cross country road trips, Ben Hur and Crawfordsville, Muffs N Tails, and the Happy Days Diner. Also the time you saved a monkey's life by pulling him from a noxious 450 degree tent. And drinking Armagnac followed by one thousand cheap watery domestic beers.
You've earned your spot. I'll keep drinkin' for ya.
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First of all, shut your bouche. As cohost of the MWIs, I also have fond and fuzzy memories of both. Your clothing's ability to remain unwrinkled despite your best efforts to the contrary certainly still stands out. Thirsty's now famous, "How's it chug?" Get To The Bottom Line Already response after Surreal waxed poetic 10 minutes about the vino from the family vineyard was born there. Too many to name here. Again. We've always got the thread, pictures and our memories to reminisce.

I too remember the calls from the shitholes in Africa - sucked that ya had to be there, but it was always cool to hear from ya!

I liked how aptly Thirsty put it - you'll always have a stool in the bar that belongs to all of us. The one we created in the ether here and reinforced forever in real life. Drop by when you're in the neighborhood, mon ami. First one's on me.
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NYDingbat wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 12:46 am
Your clothing's ability to remain unwrinkled despite your best efforts to the contrary certainly still stands out.
Hey no shit! How did this fucker manage to show up every morning after a night of hard core back lot drinking looking so cleaned and pressed? Some kind of weird French self-cleaning trouser technology that has been suppressed by the dry cleaning industry in the U.S. is my best guess. TROUSERS!
TO INFINIDRUNK AND BEYOND!

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:12 am
NYDingbat wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 12:46 am
Your clothing's ability to remain unwrinkled despite your best efforts to the contrary certainly still stands out.
Hey no shit! How did this fucker manage to show up every morning after a night of hard core back lot drinking looking so cleaned and pressed? Some kind of weird French self-cleaning trouser technology that has been suppressed by the dry cleaning industry in the U.S. is my best guess. TROUSERS!
TO INFINIDRUNK AND BEYOND!
No shit, no SHIT! TROUSERS! Damn it, I meant to say "trousers" in my post. Vive les trousers! Vive Capitan Boozie!
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Too bad, I hope it`s nothing health related.
You`ll be always welcomed back.
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Re: Apologies to you all.

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Thank you my friends for your kind words, and no, my health is in no danger (which is really weird considering the life I live), it's just a matter of soldiering around with big responsibilities that I never thought I would get.
I want to drink with you all so much. Forever preferably. Oh, and just for the record, I still have those trousers on the picture and they still look fucking dashing.
Have a gallon of random brown liquor on me.
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Well it sucks that you can't booze it up the way you used to but as the others stated you are welcome here anytime. Stop in and visit often. you can live vicariously through us and our abused livers.
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Re: Apologies to you all.

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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 3:00 pm
Thank you my friends for your kind words, and no, my health is in no danger (which is really weird considering the life I live), it's just a matter of soldiering around with big responsibilities that I never thought I would get.
I want to drink with you all so much. Forever preferably. Oh, and just for the record, I still have those trousers on the picture and they still look fucking dashing.
Have a gallon of random brown liquor on me.
Always DRINK! with those who will drink with you, ya salty bastard.
As Thirsty said, your pub bar stool is etched with your name.

Palinka would approve of sitting on your name.


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Post by Shane-O-Matic »

Here's to you, Boozy. I still hope we can get a drink again at some point and reminisce about the Triple C journeys through Manchester, Edinburgh and Belfast. Hope that everything else in life is glowing for you. Take care, my friend.

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Re: Apologies to you all.

Post by tomodon »

I’ll second Shane’s sentiments there Boozi - all the best to you. I hope you still check in regularly to sound off about the world in your own inimitable way!

Visiting Bordeaux at some point in the future when this shit storm has passed over it’s still very much in my plans. So if and when that happens it would be great to catch up and you can meet the little Tomodons!

Cheers.

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Post by peetie44 »

Hey, El B!

I’ll never forget the evening you showed up at the band camp I was teaching at in the mountains near Bordeaux. You brought some great wine!

Cheers always, mon ami!
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It seems I've come back a month too late. If you read this,it has been a pleasure Sir.

Fair seas and one last Cheers.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:12 am
NYDingbat wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 12:46 am
Your clothing's ability to remain unwrinkled despite your best efforts to the contrary certainly still stands out.
Hey no shit! How did this fucker manage to show up every morning after a night of hard core back lot drinking looking so cleaned and pressed? Some kind of weird French self-cleaning trouser technology that has been suppressed by the dry cleaning industry in the U.S. is my best guess. TROUSERS!
TO INFINIDRUNK AND BEYOND!

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