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Re: WTF?

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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:05 pm
You may be RIPT or a very clumsy dry hunter. Still undecided. Start by posting a picture of yourself with a drink in hand and we shall decide on your future on this board.
Sorry, RL information will stay private, at least for the time being. Trying to troll me into something you fantasize about won't work. If my posting a RL picture of myself at this early stage of membership is indicative of my future on this site so be it then. From what I gather you need as many live members to even come close to resuscitating this Forum back to life. Seems the site is on life support as it is.
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Re: WTF?

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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Mar 08, 2020 2:20 pm
You are really, really confused.
I'm confused? If that profile pic is actually you it certainly speaks volumes. Let me just give you a few of my observations,

1. Mask.... Hides your true identity as you try to do in RL

2. Cigarette.... Sign of weakness

3. Glasses..... You feel self conscious about your looks

4. Heavy coat....Wearing a heavy coat indoors is abnormal behavior.

5. Stacks of CD's...Completely behind the times of normalcy (I'll give you credit if the date of your joining is in sync with the picture)

6. Bottle of water?...You don't give a shit about the environment and it's water not a liquor drink.

You're a phony and spurious of who you are. You do this to appear more important than you actually are, but any other members who are even a minute amount of intelligence are either sucking up to you or tolerating your bullshit for their own personal gain whatever that may be.
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Re: WTF?

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Wow, somebody really got their thong in a bind.

MissFit wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:55 am
I'm confused? If that profile pic is actually you it certainly speaks volumes. Let me just give you a few of my observations,

1. Mask.... Hides your true identity as you try to do in RL

2. Cigarette.... Sign of weakness

3. Glasses..... You feel self conscious about your looks

4. Heavy coat....Wearing a heavy coat indoors is abnormal behavior.

5. Stacks of CD's...Completely behind the times of normalcy (I'll give you credit if the date of your joining is in sync with the picture)

6. Bottle of water?...You don't give a shit about the environment and it's water not a liquor drink.

You're a phony and spurious of who you are. You do this to appear more important than you actually are, but any other members who are even a minute amount of intelligence are either sucking up to you or tolerating your bullshit for their own personal gain whatever that may be.
Hey, aren't you the fucking moron who ended up here mistakenly in an effort to quit drinking?
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Re: WTF?

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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Sun Mar 08, 2020 3:05 pm
You may be RIPT or a very clumsy dry hunter. Still undecided. Start by posting a picture of yourself with a drink in hand and we shall decide on your future on this board.
Indeed sir, it is a spawn of RIPT but it doesn't know we are on to it. Shhh...be vewy vewy quiet...we're hunting wabbits!
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I must have some booze".


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Re: WTF?

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MissFit wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:55 am
Fuck off,if you don't want me here then ban me.

I will happily share why you haven't been banned as of yet. But you should know as you've been banned before.

MissFit wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:55 am
members who are even a minute amount of intelligence are either sucking up to you or tolerating your bullshit for their own personal gain whatever that may be.

Sound familiar?
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Re: WTF?

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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Mar 08, 2020 8:24 pm
Hope you don't mind. Took another liberty of breaking your stripper outfit ramblings up into paragraph form so that even Floridians could understand it. Trollina.
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The input of Floridians is highly valued.
MissFit wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:22 am

Would you please tell me where I posted I was from Florida?
Holy schiesse I just spit my drink out of my mouth it was that funny.
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Re: WTF?

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:12 am
MissFit wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:55 am
Fuck off,if you don't want me here then ban me.

I will happily share why you haven't been banned as of yet. But you should know as you've been banned before.

MissFit wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:55 am
members who are even a minute amount of intelligence are either sucking up to you or tolerating your bullshit for their own personal gain whatever that may be.

Sound familiar?
Please, enlighten me of why I haven't been banned as of yet. Banned before? Before what?

Nothing you have said sounds familiar, does THAT sound familiar? Seems everyone here rambles on about the same shit over and over Maybe that's just the style here, to bore everyone into submission and drive them to drink, which I question the ratio of actual drinking to bullshit. I on the other hand work and of course drink 4 to 5 nights a week while working. We get a small percentage back on every drink bought for us, so yes....I do make a decent bonus in my pay every time I work. The more I drink the more I make, win/win and that's aside from shaking my money maker on stage. Yeah, I'm paying for my college tuition as I go and will be debt free at my graduation.
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I have to say I had low hopes for this thread when it started. But this clever back and forth has kept me mildly amused for most of an otherwise incresingly aggrevating work day.
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Re: WTF?

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MissFit wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:00 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:12 am
MissFit wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:55 am
Fuck off,if you don't want me here then ban me.

I will happily share why you haven't been banned as of yet. But you should know as you've been banned before.

MissFit wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:55 am
members who are even a minute amount of intelligence are either sucking up to you or tolerating your bullshit for their own personal gain whatever that may be.

Sound familiar?
Please, enlighten me of why I haven't been banned as of yet. Banned before? Before what?

Nothing you have said sounds familiar, does THAT sound familiar?
You haven't been banned because we heart you, DivaBitch.
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I must have some booze".


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Re: WTF?

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:51 pm

Well you might be on to something as there is a thread dedicated to all the things Badfellow should choke on...

Being here only a short time I can only guess you know what you're talking about with that list. I see where you're coming from though and I think you've nailed the essence of what I said about him being homosexual. (Not that there's anything wrong with that) I myself have been in a FFM situation where the guy basically gratified himself as he watched the F on F fun. It's NOT my regular preference but when in Rome at 4am with a good buzz on..........anything is possible. :)
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Re: WTF?

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:00 pm
Just give it a XXX thread and everything will be fine. Oh, and make it a Mod.
Yeah, agreed.

C'mon you summina bastidges, can we pleeeeze keep this one around for a little while? You always kill them off too early.

*throws drunken hissy fit*

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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:14 pm
^ ^ ^ And when he finally walked in, I ran up to him yelling "BRIAN!" and threw my arms around him to make it especially awkward as if he was supposed to know me. At least I was still wearing underwear.
This quoted post leads me to ask the question, Serious question.....Are there many gay guys on this site? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that if there is, but maybe you need to play it down a little more. New members may be turned off by it. Just a suggestion
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

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MissFit wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:51 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:14 pm
^ ^ ^ And when he finally walked in, I ran up to him yelling "BRIAN!" and threw my arms around him to make it especially awkward as if he was supposed to know me. At least I was still wearing underwear.
This quoted post leads me to ask the question, Serious question.....Doesn't everyone realize I'm a fucking idiot? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but maybe you need to use smaller words. Just a suggestion
I agree.
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MissFit wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:41 pm
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I knew it was only a matter of time, lol. I'm assuming we're talking about MisFit, who I'm sure is a hairless, sunlight deprived pervert feverishly jerking off to the thought of us doing just this.
You just described over half of the regular old members here, including maybe yourself with such a detailed description. BTW I am a hairless sunlight deprived pervert feverishly jerking off to the thought of you all. And I'm an idiot.
I agree
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

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Dear Booze wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 1:30 pm
MissFit wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:51 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 12:14 pm
^ ^ ^ And when he finally walked in, I ran up to him yelling "BRIAN!" and threw my arms around him to make it especially awkward as if he was supposed to know me. At least I was still wearing underwear.
This quoted post leads me to ask the question, Serious question.....Doesn't everyone realize I'm a fucking idiot? There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but maybe you need to use smaller words. Just a suggestion
I agree.
I think everyone here agrees, your lack of enthusiasm and vocabulary, makes you the winner of the "Asshole of the Month" for the entire year, twice.
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