The Official DivaBitch / MissFitt Non-XXX Thread!

[Badfellow]

It seems like it has a vendetta.

It uses the word "we" like some old familiar of these forums and comes in immediately screaming "bullshit".

It keeps coming back, even though it knows it is not welcome.

And it uses words such as "belly up" and "chore" which do not exist in the vocabulary of a proper, millennial stripper with entitlement daddy issues.

[MissFit]

It seems like it has a vendetta.

It uses the word "we" like some old familiar of these forums and comes in immediately screaming "bullshit".

It keeps coming back, even though it knows it is not welcome.

And it uses words such as "belly up" and "chore" which do not exist in the vocabulary of a proper, millennial stripper with entitlement daddy issues.

Fuck off,if you don't want me here then ban me.

Just because of your lack of vocabulary or maybe you feel threatened by a semi-educated woman or maybe you're the one with "daddy/mommy issues"? Could it be you have been demasculinized by women throughout your sad existence so you feel the need to not accept or chose to ignore the fact a woman may be more intelligent than you. Perhaps you're issues with women aren't issues at all, but you're playing on a different team than normal heterosexual men.

Your physic senses seem to be nugatory when it come to postulating who I am and in turn, much to your chagrin, "I may not be the lunatic you're looking for."

I have observed, you resort to stretch out your posts by utilizing several paragraphs. This is clearly a sign of over compensation and the need to look more important than you truly are. Did you have problems, in your youth pleasing your Mother or Father as a child? Perhaps you were just never good enough to placate you parents?

I hope this format I have used suffices your expectations and if not...............Fuck it!

[Badfellow]

Here's the thing about some (not all) strippers: they become accustomed to manipulating dumb, horny men with their tawdry sexuality and think the world is their oyster. Worse yet, they perceive this as empowerment.

Give it another ten years when nobody wants to see you shake your saggy tits anymore and ask yourself if you still feel the same way.

[Artful Drunktective]

Here's the thing about some (not all) strippers: they become accustomed to manipulating dumb, horny men with their tawdry sexuality and think the world is their oyster. Worse yet, they perceive this as empowerment.

I guess there's some religious zealots here keeping an eye on things. I'll try to curb my sexuality except for PM's.

Stop being a religious zealot, BF.

[MissFit]

Here's the thing about some (not all) strippers: they become accustomed to manipulating dumb, horny men with their tawdry sexuality and think the world is their oyster. Worse yet, they perceive this as empowerment.

Give it another ten years when nobody wants to see you shake your saggy tits anymore and ask yourself if you still feel the same way.

It looks like I may have hit a sore spot huh? That's OK as it seems despite you being gay and feeling the need to bash exotic entertainers, a couple of the other members still tolerate you. I say "a couple" because it doesn't seem like but a handful actually are able to or want to post in this forum. I would expect with this place in the condition it is in, you would not be as outspoken in such a negative fashion. But that's only my opinion, take it or leave it, you won't break my heart.

[Badfellow]

The more I drink the more I make, win/win and that's aside from shaking my stinkmuff on stage. Yeah, I'm paying for my college tuition as I go and will be debt free at my graduation.

Good luck at cosmetology school, sugartits. Sounds like you've got it all figured out. Or is "tuition" code for your cocaine and molly debts?

[MissFit]

The more I drink the more I make, win/win and that's aside from shaking my stinkmuff on stage. Yeah, I'm paying for my college tuition as I go and will be debt free at my graduation.

Good luck at cosmetology school, sugartits. Sounds like you've got it all figured out. Or is "tuition" code for your cocaine and molly debts?

Someday I may reveal my major and plans for the future but for now I'll let you play your juvenile games. BTW coke, not once ever but I'm no saint either. As for code, buckle cupcake, I don't play word or head games you'll get the truth 100% whether you like it or not. I don't give a shit whether you'll like it or not, you're going to get it. One other thing, fuck your paragraph spacing, I ain't got time for that.
https://youtu.be/waEC-8GFTP4

[Artful Drunktective]

It assures us it's not DivaBitch even though the entire drunkard board knows they are one in the same.

It wants to create and moderate a porn thread on an irrelevant website because it can never have a career in the real porn industry.

It attends A.A. meetings pretending to be Kailey and telling her story, all the while trolling the attendees there.

[Artful Drunktective]

It's finally learned how to spell. Yuo = You. Congrats! We are happy you finally passed your high school entrance exam!

maybe you feel threatened by a semi-educated woman

It even admits it is "semi"-educated and seems proud of it.

[Badfellow]

When she's not busy stripping or giving nickel blowjobs behind the dumpster at the Circle K, MisTwit is a leading social justice warrior with a truly awakened consciousness.

[MissFit]

It's finally learned how to spell. Yuo = You. Congrats! We are happy you finally passed your high school entrance exam!

maybe you feel threatened by a semi-educated woman

You're an asshole for making fun of people with disabilities. Total piece of shit!

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Yeah yeah yeah *yawn*. Who haven't you called an asshole on this board? It's becoming trite and redundant and coming from you we take it as a compliment. You're the one here wasting time being surrounded by assholes so perhaps you should be questioning your own intelligence as to why you are still here?



And there's no making fun of people with disabilities here, only making fun of yuo. Anyway the meme clearly states the SMARTEST kid with Down's Syndrome. Isn't that considered a compliment being called the smartest?

You're an asshole!

I think you meant "YUOR"

[Artful Drunktective]

It thinks people telling drunk stories about going "Commando" on the board is offensive to new drunkard members (and gay men for whatever reason) and yet it thinks a triple X porn thread is completely unoffensive.

[scream ale]

I'm not new and I'm so offended I could burst into tears at any moment.

[Rye and Coke]

*looks at title change*