The Official DivaBitch / MissFitt Non-XXX Thread!

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Re: The Official DivaBitch / MissFitt Non-XXX Thread!

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I'm not new and I'm so offended I could burst into tears at any moment.
Its the reason why Corona beer was getting a bad rap due to the Coronavirus because it didn't know they are unrelated because it didn't know if they were SIMILAR or the SAME.
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scream ale wrote:
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I'm not new and I'm so offended I could burst into tears at any moment.
Dude you got to pull yourself together if you want to be the ringleader of a pretend sex thread! And start workin' on that pornstache!
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This is so sad it's fuckin hilarious.
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It can't answer. It's chained to my radiator now with a ball gag in its mouth. It's in a bit of a... "time-out" shall we say. Welcome to Thunderdome. (As someone else stated in another thread. Scream perhaps?)

What it needs to realize is...us drunks are all joking here, poking fun of its trolling and fake stories. The things we share however, are real. So when these trolls get downright angry, threatening, and disrespectful...sorry buzzkills, but that ain't how we roll here. Back to the dungeon, gimp.
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Y'alls awful harsh on the new chick.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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Y'alls awful harsh on the new chick.
Sugartits called your drinking stories bullshit. She also threatened Mods. And she makes fly paper look slick with her witty assholeisms and 3rd grade level gay bashing techniques.

What's not to love?
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Re: The Official DivaBitch / MissFitt Non-XXX Thread!

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I don't know, I kinda miss our favorite pretend stripper and being called an asshole, a fake story teller, a dumbfuck, a gay dude, a cunt, and a bunch of other good stuff. The question is...will it's alter ego now resurrect?

After being called out by this insightful troll, Jimmy Lester, Badfellow, and I all came to grips with it and came out of the closet just to let everyone know.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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Y'alls awful harsh on the new chick.
Yeah man, i don't think it's a chick.


I'm not sure!

but yeah, nah...I don't think it's a chick.
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Alright enough of this chit chatter! Let's crack the seal on this bottle and get this non-porn party started!!

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 11:06 am
I don't know, I kinda miss our favorite fake stripper and being called an asshole, a fake story teller, a dumbfuck, a gay dude, a cunt, and a bunch of other good stuff.


Hey, A.D., you're an asshole, a fake story teller, a dumbfuck, a gay dude, a cunt, and a bunch of other good stuff.

I got yer back.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 11:06 am
Badfellow, and I all came to grips with it and came out of the closet just to let everyone know.
I'm happy for both of you. That took courage.
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scream ale wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:55 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 11:06 am
Badfellow, and I all came to grips with it and came out of the closet just to let everyone know.
I'm happy for both of you. That took courage.
It`s heartwarming really. I`ve been waiting for it for weeks now, it just fits the perfect picture. I`ve been waiting for it for years now, as a friend, a husband and a drunk. I am so so so happy for all of us. That is Scream Ale, that is AD and this you Dearbooze for all being open about being openly drunk together and share a darkroom gettogether...





Wait,.. one of us is scared in the dark. I think we can work on something nice delightful lightly lighted that fits everyone's taste
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 11:48 am
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:22 am
Y'alls awful harsh on the new chick.
Yeah man, i don't think it's a chick.


I'm not sure!

but yeah, nah...I don't think it's a chick.
Yeah agreed, it's most likely a 23 year old BOY living in his Mother's basement crying out for attention. Notice I said Mother's and not parent's basement because they got divorced and he's still reeling from it, hence his feelings of neglect and inadequacy, SIMILAR to Jeffrey Dahmer's childhood. Video games and writing in their journals just don't cut it for the needy, starved for attention types.
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Re: The Official DivaBitch / MissFitt Non-XXX Thread!

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Thanks drunkards, for your kind support through this difficult time. I'm thinking of going to a PFLAG meeting later today and sharing my fake story.
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