Hey dumbasses
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Hey dumbasses
Lets move to one of the worst cities in USA so we can drink and be happy. They have youtube videos that rank the worst cities. Let's go there now. Yall are a bunch of assholes. Lets do this shit and quit being chickenshit, waht are you waiting for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ajl1ABdD8A
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Hey dumbasses
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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scream ale
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Re: Hey dumbasses
Personally if I had to leave new york I'd go to Kentucky before I went to Madrid, Indiana or Ohio. Well maybe Ohio.
Re: Hey dumbasses
When I google "cheapest rents in USA" Cleveland shows up most consistently. When I'm drunk in the middle of the night and wallowing in self-pity misery I fantasize about joining the French Foreign Legion or moving to Cleveland.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:23 pmCleveland
If that one didn't convince you this one will.
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Pat Magroin
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Me? Anywhere in Texas. Alcohol is just a phone call away.......
https://drizly.com/alcohol-delivery/tx/re48
https://drizly.com/alcohol-delivery/tx/re48
Where the fuck am I and how did I get here?
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Badfellow
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Re: Hey dumbasses
Cleveland rocks. No really, that's what they crack there.
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Rye and Coke
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Re: Hey dumbasses
Don't forget the meth...
never forget the meth.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Hugh, I have noticed that you have turned into a ferocious being. Baha.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Hugh Blanton
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18 hours ago
GODDAMBIT yall a bunch of fucking assholes! Lars didn't steal his mom's pots and pans and he didn't beat on a garbage can lid! Y'all didn't give a fuck if Stairway to Heaven changed tempo 43586 thousand fucking times now all of a sudden you don't want no tempo changes. Mayor Quimby of Springfield said it best - "You people are a bunch of fickle minded mush heads!" I programmed my YouTube comments to give coronavirus to the next motherfucker that complains about Lars' snare. Kiss my ass.
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Davida Krappenschitz
Davida Krappenschitz
16 hours ago (edited)
Damn, baby! You're the Saint of Anger.😜I think the pissed off snare is perfect!
Hugh Blanton
18 hours ago
GODDAMBIT yall a bunch of fucking assholes! Lars didn't steal his mom's pots and pans and he didn't beat on a garbage can lid! Y'all didn't give a fuck if Stairway to Heaven changed tempo 43586 thousand fucking times now all of a sudden you don't want no tempo changes. Mayor Quimby of Springfield said it best - "You people are a bunch of fickle minded mush heads!" I programmed my YouTube comments to give coronavirus to the next motherfucker that complains about Lars' snare. Kiss my ass.
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Davida Krappenschitz
Davida Krappenschitz
16 hours ago (edited)
Damn, baby! You're the Saint of Anger.😜I think the pissed off snare is perfect!
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Rye and Coke
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Re: Hey dumbasses
He unlocked his inner savage and I love it!
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Artful Drunktective
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Re: Hey dumbasses
I about pissed myself laughing so hard at these. My best friend is from Cleveland so I couldn't wait to share these with her.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:23 pmCleveland
If that one didn't convince you this one will.
"At least it's not DETROIT!"
Okole maluna!
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Artful Drunktective
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Re: Hey dumbasses
Move to Syracuse, NY!
We've got it all: Crime. High taxes. Snow. It's overcast most of the year. The residents are assholes. High unemployment. Drugs. Racism. Traffic congestion. We're consistently ranked one of the worst cities in America and have been for years. Our mediocre university is one of the most expensive in the US. The schools suck. There's garbage everywhere. You could get killed by deer in the city limits. The civil services are understaffed. There's potholes that will swallow your car.
I only moved here because I hated myself and didn't think that living in rural North Carolina was really slumming it enough.
https://youtu.be/VYTg4GY9SA4
We've got it all: Crime. High taxes. Snow. It's overcast most of the year. The residents are assholes. High unemployment. Drugs. Racism. Traffic congestion. We're consistently ranked one of the worst cities in America and have been for years. Our mediocre university is one of the most expensive in the US. The schools suck. There's garbage everywhere. You could get killed by deer in the city limits. The civil services are understaffed. There's potholes that will swallow your car.
I only moved here because I hated myself and didn't think that living in rural North Carolina was really slumming it enough.
https://youtu.be/VYTg4GY9SA4