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This is the MDM version of Dear fuckin" Abby, ask Douger, he'll tell you what's what

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Hey Douger. What booze goes best with the coronavirus?
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Mother Goose wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:11 pm
Hey Douger. What booze goes best with the coronavirus?
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It’s not a party until Douger shows up
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TheBigCasino wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:14 pm
It’s not a party until Douger shows up
Well then, I guess the bar is officially "open"
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F*cking Sarge's profile pic always slays me.
I'm also known as ssapals.

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Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:34 pm
F*cking Sarge's profile pic always slays me.
That's really me, every Christmas morning.
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Sgt. HSA wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:36 pm
Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:34 pm
F*cking Sarge's profile pic always slays me.
That's really me, every Christmas morning.
Christmas mornings only? Call me disappointed

What about monday mornings?
Drink!
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Hey Douger why do I get told I'm "essential" but my paycheck still looks like my regular paycheck?
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*Crickets*

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Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:34 pm
F*cking Sarge's profile pic always slays me.
So do 12 oz "pints" of light beer.

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:31 pm
*Crickets*
Haha. Yeah I think I saw a few tumbleweeds blow by. Why aren't drunkards needing any advice these days? I liked Dear fuckin' Abby. Or did Savage already solve the world's problems?
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Hey Douger, what’s that smell?
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Oct 10, 2021 4:15 am
scream ale wrote:
Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:31 pm
*Crickets*
Haha. Yeah I think I saw a few tumbleweeds blow by. Why aren't drunkards needing any advice these days? I liked Dear fuckin' Abby. Or did Savage already solve the world's problems?
I thought you meant Dan Savage

https://www.thestranger.com/savage-love ... avage-love

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:05 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Oct 10, 2021 4:15 am
scream ale wrote:
Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:31 pm
*Crickets*
Haha. Yeah I think I saw a few tumbleweeds blow by. Why aren't drunkards needing any advice these days? I liked Dear fuckin' Abby. Or did Savage already solve the world's problems?
I thought you meant Dan Savage

https://www.thestranger.com/savage-love ... avage-love
Oh yeah I totally forgot about Savage Love! It was in a free weekly local publication I used to read. Loved it!

Ok I shoulda elaborated Lady Savage but it is still relevant...the Savages are solving the world problems. Her thread is one of my favorites.
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