I think he took the expression "fuck me sideways" rather literally.fiyah wrote:+Patchez wrote:Still can't get in that way.
orly?
Drunkard Chat 2015 and Beyond!
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JimLahey
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Can't get in bros.
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ThirstyDrunk
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Grind up a chicken and feed it to a duck, then grind up the duck and feed it to a turkey, feed the turkey to a pig, feed the pig to a cow, then feed the cow to Patchez, then make a meatloaf out of that.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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mistah willies
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JimLahey wrote:Can't get in bros.
I Remember
this is for fiyah because he likes some old-school bass lines. Shexxy chick vocals always chill the weary mind
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booznik
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The turduckenporkencowbeard?ThirstyDrunk wrote:Grind up a chicken and feed it to a duck, then grind up the duck and feed it to a turkey, feed the turkey to a pig, feed the pig to a cow, then feed the cow to Patchez, then make a meatloaf out of that.
It could work. We'll have to send it to the Judge so he can Southern deep-fry it.
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Palinka (RIP)
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Or Deputise it...booznik wrote:...We'll have to send it to the Judge so he can Southern deep-fry it.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Lush City
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Chatboard not coming up. Too plastered to want to deal with it. Cheers all anyway.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Damn Lushy, do your drunken math and: Join the drunker beings of loaded conversationLush City wrote:Chatboard not coming up. Too plastered to want to deal with it. Cheers all anyway.
Drink!
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oettinger wrote:Damn Lushy, do your drunken math and: Join the drunker beings of loaded conversationLush City wrote:Chatboard not coming up. Too plastered to want to deal with it. Cheers all anyway.
You don't need to have a camera. in fact, no one should ever see the likes of me. Ever. You would vomit your liver.
Hey, less typing, more drinking and smoking. Plus, someone always plays a tune you hate.
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ThirstyDrunk
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East boys, chat is working just fine, stop trying to lure people into your homoerotic porn cave.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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mistah willies
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:East boys, chat is working just fine, stop trying to lure people into your homoerotic porn cave.
West boys, Hom-- wait, that's too many letters in that word. Pron? Now that makes sense. Whatcha got?
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Purely an accident I assure you. The cave's location is quite convenient one must admit that much.ThirstyDrunk wrote:East boys, chat is working just fine, stop trying to lure people into your homoerotic porn cave.
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Drunk wars: Chatters vs skypers. Round one! Shots taken on both sides so far. This might turn into a flatout partyThirstyDrunk wrote:East boys, chat is working just fine, stop trying to lure people into your homoerotic porn cave.
Drink!
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mistah willies
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oettinger wrote:Drunk wars: Chatters vs skypers. Round one! Shots taken on both sides so far. This might turn into a flatout partyThirstyDrunk wrote:East boys, chat is working just fine, stop trying to lure people into your homoerotic porn cave.
Shots fired across the bow!
Oh, mistah man, you done opened up a whole can of beer.
Umm, I meant: fear.
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You can skype and chat but you can`t chat and skype - Aristotlemistah willies wrote:oettinger wrote:Drunk wars: Chatters vs skypers. Round one! Shots taken on both sides so far. This might turn into a flatout partyThirstyDrunk wrote:East boys, chat is working just fine, stop trying to lure people into your homoerotic porn cave.
Shots fired across the bow!
Oh, mistah man, you done opened up a whole can of beer.
Umm, I meant: fear.
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Drink!