Introduction Thread for New Members!

Kegdrainer · Post by **Kegdrainer** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:50 am

Hey drunks...Looks like Im the newest member to belly up to the bar. Just want to say hello and tell you a bit about me. I live in rochester NY, round the corner from Unkle Lemmy. We went to college together, used to live together, now just drink together. I am primarily a beer drinker and unfortunately Lemmy is always too bombed to drive and I have to stay somewhat undrunk, but when I don't have to drive I like to tip back a few. Vodka drinks mostly, though I do have a weakness for Captain Morgan (i cut my teeth on the captain) and shots of any kind. I will drink any shot thats put in front of me and can keep most of it down without a hitch. I like to shoot darts at the Old Toad (the bar you can find Unkle Lemmy at 7 days a week) and I like trying different beers. well, thats about it for now, its almost time for jerry springer.

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 2:07 am

Drinks on you, my friend!
What about a nice shot of absinthe, as a start?!!!

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 4:53 am

Welcome.

Hey, Lemmy, be a sport and let him get bombed once in a while! Or spring for a cab or something.

Taint right to deny a fellow drunkard his drunkening.

UnkleLemmy · Post by **UnkleLemmy** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:01 am

About time you showed up! I was wondering when you would get here.
Keg is a good drinker. There was a time (long, long ago) when he could out drink me. And although I'll never be a DD for him (whats the point of going ot the bar if you can't get wasted?) I'll split a cab with him any night of the week. Thats what I do if hes not there anyways.

PS-Keg has tattoos that tell the future. I shit you not.

jerryg · Post by **jerryg** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:31 am

welcome aboard keg. Next round's on you.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:55 am

Greetings. Any friend of Lemmuel's is welcome here. Pull up a beer and make yourself at home.

MORRISON · Post by **MORRISON** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:21 am

Hi, my name is Morrison and I'm a drunk.

M

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:33 am

Palinka wrote:Greetings. Any friend of Lemmuel's is welcome here. Pull up a beer and make yourself at home.

Exactly.

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:29 am

You buying this round? I need a pint like a frat boy needs his daddy's credit card.

bloaargh · Post by **bloaargh** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 2:55 pm

I warn you! I'm a mean drunk!

Joe Twelvepack · Post by **Joe Twelvepack** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 3:32 pm

As in, you mean to get drunk?

stepheybaby · Post by **stepheybaby** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 3:36 pm

welcome! REal Ale rules!!

bloaargh · Post by **bloaargh** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 3:41 pm

Joe Twelvepack wrote:As in, you mean to get drunk?

It's a quote from Futurama. Zoidberg says this to Bender when the latter suggests they use Fry's credit cards to get loaded.

grogzombie · Post by **grogzombie** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:51 am

hello drunks from first timer to this site

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:56 am

Welcome. Have a drink, first. Then look around.

Cheers!

Introduction Thread for New Members!

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