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I'm Ruiner's brother but I don't expect that to win me any points though. I'd like to buy you all a round.
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bourbon on the rocks. leave the bottle, bot.
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If you can break into Judge's basement and free my Russian brides, I'll be willing to overlook whose bro you be.

A Sailor Jerry with anything, please.

Welcome abourd. Should be to the island by 8 tonight.
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Ruiner's brother? You poor man. Let me buy you a drink.
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Judging (sorry!) from your initial post, I demand a double...and leave the bottle.
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I would like an Old-fashioned, and I'm not going to try to parlay it into a whole bottle of booze.
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Oh god oh fuck!
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There are two of 'em now?? Crap!



Welcome aboard, I'll have a double WT101 neat.
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Welcome Patrick, I'll have a double Old Overholt rye and a Pabst.
Cheers!
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Post by Gin McGuinness »

welcome! any brother of ruiner is a friend here. a bottle of Aussie shiraz plonk to share.
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Fuck you. Can't speak towards your brother, though.

I'll take half a bottle of rumpleminze, and I know you'll leave the bottle.
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Patrick is now an official nephew of the Judge Family. He's a good if not experienced young man. I've hosed down sidewalks due to the fallibilities of lesser persons. Welcome Patrick.
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I'll have a shot of whiskey, nothing Canadian though
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Patrick wrote:I'm Ruiner's brother but I don't expect that to win me any points though. I'd like to buy you all a round.
You didn't win any points on the first sentence, but you did on the second. I'll have Jameson and ginger ale.
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Re: I'd like to introduce myself

Post by ivan »

Welcome, n00b. I'd like a double Maker's, with a Beam chaser.
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