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It's a bit slow tonight.

Post by dez »

What's going on? It's Wednesday (I think) and the board is slow, slow, slow. Fuck you all. WAKE UP! Or something.
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Post by Palmwine Drunkard »

Hey!
It's 9:15 AM here and I haven't slept yet!!!
ARRRGGGHHH!!!!
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It's 720 pm here and I'm still stuck at work, entirely too undrunk for my own good.
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Post by bluebottle »

i'm on geer adn whiskey. but guess what? tomorrow i'm going backpacking! i can't wait. usually i bring whiskey, but not tomorrow. tomorrow it's a bag of wine to be drunk by the creek.

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Post by dez »

Palmwine Drunkard wrote:Hey!
It's 9:15 AM here and I haven't slept yet!!!
ARRRGGGHHH!!!!
You, my friend, make me feel as though I am missing out on something great. I am sorry that you haven't slept. Perhaps you need to drink more...A LOT more. Enough to make you pass out for about 6 hours.

I'm sure that's not possible, though, so I'll just drink and drink and hope that you're able to get some rest soon. :)
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Post by Fred O'Lisby »

I was elsewhere, drinking.
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Post by dez »

But you're here now. Let's liven this place up..or at the very least, clog it with posts that make no sense to entertain ourselves.
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Post by Phirefighter »

Dez wrote:But you're here now. Let's liven this place up..or at the very least, clog it with posts that make no sense to entertain ourselves.

You mean to say that isn't what I've BEEN doing?
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Post by dez »

Yea, you have, but you have to work harder at it. I haven't seen a "this board is going to hell" post in DAYS.
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Post by Phirefighter »

Well if it's going to hell the least it can do is hold the door open for me and save me a window seat.
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Post by dez »

I've been holding the damn door but my arm is getting sore. I wish someone could take over. Where's Savage?
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Post by Phirefighter »

Is Savage going too? Well whoEVER is holding the door, save me a window seat. I can't stand to be sat between two huge guys that smell like bacon and talk about how their on the new atkins diet. *shudder*
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Post by dez »

Two huge guys who smell like bacon? So you have flown with Massive and Mayhem? I know they *said* they're on atkins, but that was codespeak for something. I don't know what. I'm a loser.
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Post by Fred O'Lisby »

Hey, I can't be here too long, the place that closes early has dollar drafts on wednesdays.


Shit, I miss the $6 open bar that they used to have twice a week when they were Doc's. $6 OPEN BAR FOR 2 HOURS. God! If they were here today it would be cheaper than the liqour store.
Earlie Cuyler: Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here.
[points to mouth]
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Post by Cheffie »

I took 12 vitamins and I am wearing new pink-toed socks!!! And I spilled beer on my t- shirt, keyboard, new socks & phone.

Does this count as livening up the board?

I didn't think so.

Ya know, I am a little concerned about my safety being alone at the Con. I have asked my "Uncle" Nicky from NY to come with me. (Uncle Nicky of dubious "family" ie Italian backround) to keep an eye on me.

If he can't go, I don't know, I just have a bad feeling about going to Vegas alone. Ticket is booked. I was toying with the idea of going to St. Croix alone for a week, because we want to move to USVI, move the Cheffie's business. But my husband keeps saying 'Whatever you do, don't end up like the Halloway girl from Aruba"

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