whiskeyprick 88 guests

[whiskeyprick]

we gotta leak in the ceiling nothing to do with you fuckers, where is everybody in this lockdown?

[Patchez]

Essential so I've been working like everything is just fine and dandy.

When it started the bosses assured us that if confirmed cases where in the building there would be a lockdown of the whole plant for a thorough professional sanitization. First case popped up a week later and it got a "we need volunteers to sanitize" and " we are only shutting down the affected area for 24 hours and the rest of the plant can walk through that area after 8 hours"

Now we are just shifting people away from the affected areas long enough to spray some shit down and right back to work. Turns out when safety cuts into profit, safety looses.

Other than that fighting it with booze from the inside.

How's it going for you? Liquor store considered essential in your state? We all know that they are essential but some misguided Govenors, Tom Wolfe, don't think so.

Stay safe and stay loaded.

[whiskeyprick]

Liquor is essential but skiing is not, so it's been pretty quiet at the store except for a few crazy locals. Was going to go to Denver this weekend to see family but they all said I would be "safer at home". Little do they know.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Essential so I've been working like everything is just fine and dandy.

Same here, nothing has changed for me except maybe the traffic to work is a bit lighter.
They did make us start wearing masks at work this week because the governor said so I guess.
Every so often I take a deep breath and SCREAM for half a second. Wearing a mask no one can tell who is doing it.

[scream ale]

Working more or less the same hours myself. Tje whole reeks of bleach a good chunk of the day. We all have to wear masks now, a fee also wear gloves. All but one delivery guy, the regular fedex driver, wear gloves and masks. He's special. A few less people at work but they're starting to come back. They're unemployment got fucked up. I'm amazed I still have a job as bad as business has been.

[oettinger]

They made me wear masks while on the shitter. It`s the first government ruling I agreed with

[Savage]

The nice thing about prison is, you don't gotta wear a mask. Cough all you want; they don't give a shit. Got a kleenex?

[RIPT2.0]

I'm supporting the economy by spending large amounts of money. Yesterday it was $10K on a new roof. I even let some of the roofers in my house to fix a disconnected vent pipe in the attic and nobody, including me, was wearing a mask. I guess I am doomed. Time to raid the liquor store again and see if I can drink my supply before the grim reaper comes for me.

[Badfellow]

They made me wear masks while on the shitter.

Gas masks, I would assume.

[Artful Drunktective]

They made me wear masks while on the shitter.

Gas masks, I would assume.

I thought gas masks have been a fashionista staple in Deutschland for about 75 years now.

[scream ale]

They made me wear masks while on the shitter.

Gas masks, I would assume.

Nah Germans are way weirder than gas masks. I say it was a Reagan mask.

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

I got one of those toilet seat bidets. I need to adjust the placement. Too much overspray catching me on the undersack, and that is just not hygenic.

[whiskeyprick]

I got one of those toilet seat bidets. I need to adjust the placement. Too much overspray catching me on the undersack, and that is just not hygenic.

oh I guess you made you point (was gonna say, "and your point is?'')

[Artful Drunktective]

I got one of those toilet seat bidets. I need to adjust the placement. Too much overspray catching me on the undersack, and that is just not hygenic.

Hmmm...interesting. Never thought about the undersack before. Mainly because I don't have one. But still...you made me think about something new today. Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap Lou's undersack, haha! Thank you for that. Does the bidet overspray knock them balls around like a Newton's Cradle?

[oettinger]

I got one of those toilet seat bidets. I need to adjust the placement. Too much overspray catching me on the undersack, and that is just not hygenic.

oh I guess you made you point (was gonna say, "and your point is?'')

I think he was spot on