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At some point before I actually die I want to call into work dead. I'd feel so alive.

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Dec 05, 2020 8:33 pm
At some point before I actually die I want to call into work dead. I'd feel so alive.
Would be funny if they try to call back.

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Hey drunks, it's now the Yuletide season. Put this thread to bed for next year.
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Halloween never dies!






Well it did kind of die this year....but it'll be back.

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Lush City wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:10 pm
Hey drunks, it's now the Yuletide season. Put this thread to bed for next year.
Aww, yer no fun!
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:10 pm
Hey drunks, it's now the Yuletide season. Put this thread to bed for next year.
Sorry, still drunk, can't hear you. Would you be so kind as to please get us more ice from the very far away shop?
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Savage...its almost Halloween...

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just saying.....

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I can't wait for all the pumpkin spice latte enemas.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
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I can't wait for all the pumpkin spice scotch enemas.

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^ Even better.
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JudgeLyonell wrote:
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just saying.....
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I want a skull pumpkin eatin a pumpkin
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Re: Savage...its almost Halloween...

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Mr Boozificator wrote:
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JudgeLyonell wrote:
Fri Oct 29, 2021 3:58 pm
just saying.....
Beware, the Frenchy is landing tomorrow: how many of your girls can I marry?
Just an aside, my son in law has been taking French lessons on his phone for almsot a year now. He's not actual conversed with anyone in French. I think he's got a trip to New Orleans planned in his head. Where, of course, I think his french will be useless among the Creole.

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I'm just here for the Boos.
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How was your Halloween? Once again, we decorated the front yard to the max. I even bought a cool Charon piloting the boat to the afterlife and a Death Angel figure that flapped its wings and said something. (Nobody could figure out what) The boat was great. The angel is a piece of monkey dung. I told Grumpy to put a price tag on it, but after its wing fronts and head fell off, we figured I spent three hundred dollars at home depot on a piece of poop.

Once again we were the old people with the full sized Snickers. We almost ran out. Maybe word is getting out. Perhaps in a few years, we will have the hundreds of TOTS that we had at the old house. I was a purple velvet witch. Grumpy was Grumpy. Something managed to bite me on my right butt cheek so I am sitting sort of sideways, on account of the butt pain. I don't know how anything bit me, as my costume was a soft, thick velvet dress from Spirit. More that floor length, because I am short.

Our littlest grandchildren were an orange and black witch and Spiderman. Squeeeeeeeeee!

One year, I bought Grumpy and I costumes of gray for ghostly people. I went to a party supply store and got some Ben Nye Blithe Spirit ghost paint, supposed to be spookier looking that white greasepanit. It was sort of a grayish green. We applied it, and all it did was darken our skin, sort of a I bathed in toxic waste look. We drank mucho lotto bourbon that night. I love Halloween.
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