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Re: All Hallows Eve

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chilly willies wrote:Ya bunch of friggin Drunkards.


Jeez.



Oh, wait, I'm one o' ye.


DRINK! ya blessed Drunkards
It's a pleasure to share a drink with you Mr. Willes! There would be nothing more scary than to be shitfaced drunk on a boat with Mr. Willies at the helm. That is because there is no telling how much he has had but his track record speaks for itself.
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Re: All Hallows Eve

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Just to cheer you all up (from your post-Halloween blues), here are some delightful images of Bunnies topping themselves.

Enjoy.
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Re: All Hallows Eve

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Lush City wrote:It's a pleasure to share a drink with you Mr. Willes! There would be nothing more scary than to be shitfaced drunk on a boat with Mr. Willies at the helm. That is because there is no telling how much he has had but his track record speaks for itself.
Willies and Lush City at sea...

They'd discover a new, previously unknown continent. In style, with an excellent musical soundtrack.
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What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?

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I have so many, I'm not sure I can pick one - I rock Halloween. Here's a few for the running - my sister is the nice one, so one year she dressed as Glinda The Good Witch, and I'm so mean I wasn't even the Wicked Witch Of The West, I was the nasty bitch under the house at the beginning of the movie.
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?

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It's a fight between Jerry Garcia, Silent Jay, and Joliet Jake.
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?

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I just go nekkid, drunk, besmirched and with toilet paper hanging from my mouth, and tell everyone that I'm "SqualorManImage"*.


*All Copyrights (and coprarights) for "SqualorMan" and "Russian Buddy - The Boy Chunder" are held (or partially digested) by oettinger - No Evil can face his Squalor!
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?

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Probably about 1990, I came up with an awesome Zaphod Beeblebrox costume, complete with semi working extra head and limbs and shit. But it was the presidential sash that made it. I had a flask ful of Ol Janx Spirit and I tried to push all the intoxication into the other head, but I think I ended up making an ass of meself that night.
Another time I had a kickass Inspector Gadget costume. It had all kinds of extensions and gadgets and shit.Peopple acted like if a 9 foot extension pinched their ass they thought YOU pinched their ass. fuck them. I had room in my trenchcoat for like 50 cans bottles or flasks. I think I woke up in a vomit filled Inspector Gadget mask that year.
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?

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I tried the nekkid thing once. The Police were not amused.

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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?

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I once went out as the grinch.

Wore a big sign that read "'I hate halloween"
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Probably about 1990, I came up with an awesome Zaphod Beeblebrox costume, complete with semi working extra head and limbs and shit. But it was the presidential sash that made it. I had a flask ful of Ol Janx Spirit and I tried to push all the intoxication into the other head, but I think I ended up making an ass of meself that night...
Damn. Where is the found footage of that night? Awesome.
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?

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In 2001, I took two 3x5 white poster boards, made them to look like a letter to Tom Daschle, and had a baby powder squirt thing pushing out the white stuff.

You had to be there.

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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...

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I wore my skelly shirt and drank out of my kitty kat sippy cup. We only had maybe five hundred TOTS, so we have a couple of big bags of crap candy left. Usually, we run out by about seven-thirty. What happened?
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...

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Seriously, we are getting old and worn out. We are thinking about checking out for next year. I dunno. It seems sad, but, yeah, maybe we won't be Halloweeners anymore.
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...

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Goodwill will enjoy our props, I suppose.
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Re: Since Halloween Will Soon Be Upon Us...

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Savage wrote:Seriously, we are getting old and worn out. We are thinking about checking out for next year. I dunno. It seems sad, but, yeah, maybe we won't be Halloweeners anymore.
But you do such a great job with the decorations and have fun with it! Where's the broad who said she's gonna have a kickass Halloween next year?!
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