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Re: All Hallows Eve

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I thihnk this scratch may be more serious than I originally thiouoght.
I think if i were a biter i would want a brain that was at least ata .02 BAC.
why would I think something like that
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I have a hunger for brains, but I have a specific craving for brains of the inebriated
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Re: All Hallows Eve

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By the way, your shirt has red on it...just saying...No need to bite my head off...
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Re: All Hallows Eve

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Mr. Willies, I hardly know ye. Used to be a jolly pirate now you have crossed over to the dark side of evil clowns. Well, I'm here to tell you to beware of the Zombie Woof http://youtu.be/fTkWPQvppwU Yes, worse than mad dogs.
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Re: All Hallows Eve

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100 ways to die - pumpkin edition.

Too many pumpkins, too much time on your hands.
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Re: All Hallows Eve

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Re: All Hallows Eve

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BloodThirstyDrunk wrote:100 ways to die - pumpkin edition.

Too many pumpkins, too much time on your hands.
LMAO! This guy is a squashicidal maniac and must be stopped at all costs. LOL!
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Re: Halloween Ideas for Savage

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Some (albeit strange) ideas from the Huffington Post.
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Re: Halloween Ideas for Savage

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Wednesday Addams. Used to be my outfit de jour. I could see me as the little monkey. Take Grumpy's Marlboro Man coat, and walk on my knees, chittering. But they'd better give me Hershey bars or Snickers, not some crappy orange taffy in waxed paper.
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Re: Halloween Ideas for Savage

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Savage wrote:...Take Grumpy's Marlboro Man coat, and walk on my knees...
José Ferrer's turn as Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, might also serve you...

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So? Are Ya Dressin' Up For Halloween?

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I always do - but don't have a costume idea yet! I'll be at the damnable DMV after work on Halloween - hmmm.... perhaps if I dress scary enough they'll do what I need 'em to do and pronto!

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Re: So? Are Ya Dressin' Up For Halloween?

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I have a lovely Flapper dress, which is ever so trendy this year, but it is always too cold to wear outdoors. I bought a humorous Halloween T shirt at Walmart, but, as it appears, I will not be appearing in anything this Halloween. My heart cracks, and bleeds.
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Re: Halloween Ideas for Savage

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I'm sorry to hear of your Halloween troubles this year Savage. Could you do something really different perhaps? My husband and I (sayeth the Queen) are away for Halloween this year so we're not dressing up, but I'm secretly planning a ghost hunt round the town instead so he doesn't feel too disappointed. Could you do something similarly cheap but creepy?
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Re: Halloween Ideas for Savage

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Palinka Morningstar wrote:
Savage wrote:...Take Grumpy's Marlboro Man coat, and walk on my knees...
José Ferrer's turn as Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, might also serve you...

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This leads you to his signature cocktail, the earthquake, one dirty big part of cognac and an equally big part of absinthe served in a wine glass. I dare say this will help alleviate your halloween concerns. And most of the others...
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