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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?
Father I sinned. Mother theresa is drunk laying in the corner,
Drink!
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?
Oh man that made me laugh.Patchez wrote:[CENSORED]
And Hunter S. Thompson's cannon-splattered ashes approve of the last pic.
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Re: What Was Your Best Halloween Costume?
Uh-oh...oettinger wrote:...Mother theresa is [...] in the corner,
Looks like SqualorMan has been looking for snacks again.
At least he's abiding by the Health and Safety regulations...
Well, the Safety ones, anyway (he* really ought to wear a full biohazard suit before scratching his ass)...
Of course, given SqualorMan's favorite Butt-Plug, it's not surprising that he would have some "itchy/discomfort" in that area...
*Anyone else who comes into contact (i.e. any distance closer than 500 yards) with SqualorMan should contact their local Centre for Disease Control, Epidemiologist and Pest Exterminator.
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Halloween Extended Weekend Edition.
Turned Haloween weekend into a 4 dayer. Gonna get lit!
Doing the Hot Buttered rum again for the adults. Hells yeah. No
Monday this week!
Doing the Hot Buttered rum again for the adults. Hells yeah. No
Monday this week!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Halloween Extended Weekend Edition.
I hate Halloween. In fact, I do everything I can to discourage the little bastards from coming to my door and that usually works. However, I wish I could taste me some hot buttered rum. Never had any but I like rum and I like butter. Sounds like a win win to me!
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Re: Halloween Extended Weekend Edition.
Yeah unless you are the one trick-or-treating or have small children, I don't see the appeal of Halloween either. And yes, I've never tried it but hot buttered rum sounds pretty damn good to me too!Sammy wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:53 pmI hate Halloween. In fact, I do everything I can to discourage the little bastards from coming to my door and that usually works. However, I wish I could taste me some hot buttered rum. Never had any but I like rum and I like butter. Sounds like a win win to me!
Okole maluna!
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Re: Halloween Extended Weekend Edition.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, ALL HALLOW'S EVE, ALL SAINTS' EVE to all you drunkards and lonely vampires out there.
MERRY SAMHAIN CREATURES OF THE NIGHT!
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Altogether ooky
MERRY SAMHAIN CREATURES OF THE NIGHT!
Bloodhound Gang
Altogether ooky
Okole maluna!
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Re: Halloween Extended Weekend Edition.
haha great thread, yes this is the purpose of haloween getting smashed! i like it.
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Re: Halloween Extended Weekend Edition.
So far, so good. No little bastards but I've got a bag of Kit Kats!
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Re: Halloween Extended Weekend Edition.
Very shtean go e
eh, Strange night.
Same group of kidss keep nocthing at me door, dressed up different each t thyme
Wife says put on trusses
Trousers.
Wife says, put trousers on.
I said, These kids won't fit them.
*Hiccup. *
eh, Strange night.
Same group of kidss keep nocthing at me door, dressed up different each t thyme
Wife says put on trusses
Trousers.
Wife says, put trousers on.
I said, These kids won't fit them.
*Hiccup. *
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Drunkard Halloween Displays
Does anyone have a drunkard themed idea i could use?
I have about 10 empty 30pk boxes to make use of (orange seasonal colored). I'm thinking some kind of drunkard Minecraft display might work with those... Anyone?
I also have 2 huge boxes say 3 by 3, but one i want to use as a "candy mystery box" with different holes, some with like fake snakes and fury shit, and the other slot have the candy. Only thing i hate is handing out candy, so i usually set a bowl out...
I have about 10 empty 30pk boxes to make use of (orange seasonal colored). I'm thinking some kind of drunkard Minecraft display might work with those... Anyone?
I also have 2 huge boxes say 3 by 3, but one i want to use as a "candy mystery box" with different holes, some with like fake snakes and fury shit, and the other slot have the candy. Only thing i hate is handing out candy, so i usually set a bowl out...
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Re: Drunkard Halloween Displays
Are you handy? Make a teetering Minecraft set.
The boxes are orange? Build a wall and slap a big Green Goblin on it with green glow paint and hit the blacklight.
Statue of David with fully functional genitalia.
The boxes are orange? Build a wall and slap a big Green Goblin on it with green glow paint and hit the blacklight.
Statue of David with fully functional genitalia.
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Re: Drunkard Halloween Displays
1) Sharpen your axe.
2) Camouflage yourself on the front lawn as a stacked pallet of beer.
3) Wait for the little fuckers to get close.
4) Drink from their skulls.
2) Camouflage yourself on the front lawn as a stacked pallet of beer.
3) Wait for the little fuckers to get close.
4) Drink from their skulls.
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