This man is a bloody genius.Rooster wrote:Stock your bar with the best of the best and make sure there are plenty of whores at your party. Not necessarily working girls, but women of loose moral inhibitions. If you are throwing a party, it should be your goal that everyone gets blackout drunk, and everyone gets laid. If this doesn't turn into a giant orgy, then you have failed and the comet will hit you on purpose. Every party should list "everyone gets drunk" and "everyone gets laid" as its two primary goals. If it doesn't, then it's not a party that I would ever think of attending.
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- JimLahey
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Re: What are your best 2011-2012 New Year's Eve party tips ?
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Re: What are your best 2011-2012 New Year's Eve party tips ?
sour kraut and brandy lots of brandy
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Re: What are your best 2011-2012 New Year's Eve party tips ?
Not sure about genius but he's often bloody.JimLahey wrote:This man is a bloody genius.Rooster wrote:Stock your bar with the best of the best and make sure there are plenty of whores at your party. Not necessarily working girls, but women of loose moral inhibitions. If you are throwing a party, it should be your goal that everyone gets blackout drunk, and everyone gets laid. If this doesn't turn into a giant orgy, then you have failed and the comet will hit you on purpose. Every party should list "everyone gets drunk" and "everyone gets laid" as its two primary goals. If it doesn't, then it's not a party that I would ever think of attending.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: What are your best 2011-2012 New Year's Eve party tips ?
I usually just try and get as drunk as possible, as quickly as possible, then make an ass of myself. So, pretty much like any other drinking night.
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Re: What are your best 2011-2012 New Year's Eve party tips ?
Been a long time since we heard that from you, dawgShot Time wrote:I usually just try and get as drunk as possible, as quickly as possible, then make an ass of myself. So, pretty much like any other drinking night.
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"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
New Years Eve
It's off to one lame start. Going onto 8pm and I haven't had 1 drink yet. None of my buddies have shown up either. Beaches and the CBD are also alcohol free zones this new year... fantastic...
Well happy new years to the drunks here on this board and beyond. I'm going to go skull a bottle of whatever I can find.
PS.
Also i'm not a mod, I find it strange I have the option to post a topic as a sticky?
Well happy new years to the drunks here on this board and beyond. I'm going to go skull a bottle of whatever I can find.
PS.
Also i'm not a mod, I find it strange I have the option to post a topic as a sticky?
- Mr Boozificator
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Re: New Years Eve
?? What is your time zone, because here it's still 10AM as I am typing this, and new year's eve is still very far away.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: New Years Eve
Spank it hard enough, and everything will be sticky.. Eww.EuroSlave wrote: PS.
Also i'm not a mod, I find it strange I have the option to post a topic as a sticky?
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
Re: New Years Eve
Midday here in England and I am having some Jura with my bacon and eggs for breakfast. I also have a bottle of 'Bad King John' which I am looking forward to immensly, before going off to a party armed with Red Stripe and cigars. This is going to be a great day methinks...
Snakebite & Blue Bols <-- The Drink of Champions
- peetie44
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Re: New Years Eve
Don't know what time-zone he's in but if the "Euro" part of his board-name denotes his current location, then this dude was epic drunk when he posted this.
CHEERS!
CHEERS!
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
- Glasgae Sam
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Re: New Years Eve
I'm planning on getting ripped out my mind at the burlesque club. I'm even wearing a tie!
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,
Sermons and soda water the day after.
www.drunchblog.com <- it's full of pictures of epic breakfasts made by me and my friends. That's about it.
Sermons and soda water the day after.
www.drunchblog.com <- it's full of pictures of epic breakfasts made by me and my friends. That's about it.
- Smatter Noguts
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Re: New Years Eve
42 degrees in Michigan. Getting ready to open the WT101, light the campfire next to the creek, smoke the Cohiba my son sent me, and be on the island before 2012 strikes.
Seasons Greetings to all, best wishes for a happy new year.
Seasons Greetings to all, best wishes for a happy new year.
Re: New Years Eve
41 year old whisky tonight. 3 hrs to go, better get on with it.
- mr.dirty pants
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Re: New Years Eve
Pretty good Cracked article about new years drinking.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-n ... -drinking/
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-n ... -drinking/
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Re: New Years Eve
Only two more hours of 2011 left.
You fought a brave fight 2011. However. The theif named Time is comeing to take his life.
Today I post in 2011.
Tommorow? No one can know.
You fought a brave fight 2011. However. The theif named Time is comeing to take his life.
Today I post in 2011.
Tommorow? No one can know.