Night Owl? Sleepless? Insomniac? Post here!

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:18 am

Mommy try to rest a bit. Keep window open so can look at children 10 feet away. Neighbor bitch stands under window and addresses little girls. "Ooooooooooooooh! Mommy's sleeping again? You poor little things!"

It was great when nursing baby got big enough to yank her fat little darling out of her inflatable walkie thing.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:23 am

I never sleep, no matter what you think.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:41 am

The word on the street about me is true. I do not sleep. In the wee-hours I juice oranges, torture cats, and write seditious manifestos. Also, I weep while watching old movies, but you didn't hear that from me.

BeerMakesMeSmart · Post by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:50 am

Trapped under ice!!!!!!!!!!

scsigrrl · Post by **scsigrrl** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:01 am

i sleep on occassion..weekends, mostly

scooter1979 · Post by **scooter1979** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:11 am

Sleep is for suckers.

Darkness is meant for those that are truly living.

I write drunken emails to exgirlfriends who hate me while I listen to Tool.

I wonder why they hate me.

billybill · Post by **billybill** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:19 am

I don't sleep either. At least not when I'm supposed to. or when I've been undrunk.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:48 am

scooter1979 wrote:Sleep is for suckers.

Darkness is meant for those that are truly living.

I write drunken emails to exgirlfriends who hate me while I listen to Tool.

I wonder why they hate me.

You said tool.

scsigrrl · Post by **scsigrrl** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:28 am

i'll take a (dirt) nap when im dead..in the meantime..i'll top off my beverage. who need a fresh drink while im still up?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:55 am

and it is getting serious. It's f***ing eight in the morning. (almost) I have things to do, but I don't know if I can do said things without sleeping for a few hours first, which is not happening. It's morning in America, and I missed half-time.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:05 am

Savage wrote:and it is getting serious. It's f***ing eight in the morning. (almost) I have things to do, but I don't know if I can do said things without sleeping for a few hours first, which is not happening. It's morning in America, and I missed half-time.

I know the thought that I could be late to any of the wedding ceremonies with your daughters worries you a lot, but you have to relax: I'll be spot on time.
There, you can go to sleep now and dream of me spending all of my time in your house, ruining the kitchen and drinking all your bourbon with a charming smile.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:25 am

I HATE YOU.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:10 am

Savage wrote:I HATE YOU.

Ooh, stop, I'm blushing now Ma.

Red · Post by **Red** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:14 am

Sleep is overrated. Leads to nightmares. Stay up and drink.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:36 pm

I Can't Surf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdbLuNSW5y8

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