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Finalizing a drunken discussion about animal slaughter wet shops, Lush City says:

"You know there are no stray dogs in Wuhan"

friggin died laughing

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mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 16, 2020 6:43 pm
Finalizing a drunken discussion about animal slaughter wet shops, Lush City says:

"You know there are no stray dogs in Wuhan"

friggin died laughing
Was I on this call? Seriously. I'm asking for a fiend.
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Sun May 17, 2020 12:47 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 16, 2020 6:43 pm
Finalizing a drunken discussion about animal slaughter wet shops, Lush City says:

"You know there are no stray dogs in Wuhan"

friggin died laughing
Was I on this call? Seriously. I'm asking for a fiend.
At various points yes. Also, at various points, with pants either on or off.
Proper.

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Nausea wrote:
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"My uncle used to make me put an entire banana up his butthole, but it got all squishy!" -- Badfellow.
My uncle is also your mom.
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Died laughing and your chaw went flopping out like the cud of a meadow bull hit unto the unders by a gravity quake. It's only out of ire for my own idioct, after all these years. to acciddentialy drink my own chew spit the next morning after a party when I'm trying to resurrect dead soldiers.

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The Belcher wrote:
Fri Aug 07, 2020 6:00 pm
Died laughing and your chaw went flopping out like the cud of a meadow bull hit unto the unders by a gravity quake. It's only out of ire for my own idioct, after all these years. to acciddentialy drink my own chew spit the next morning after a party when I'm trying to resurrect dead soldiers.
WTF?
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