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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Aug 08, 2021 10:24 am
C’mon.You’ve never shoved your fingers up your nose just to see how far they would go?
I know a guy that shoved a nickel up his snout. They had to call paramedics to get it out. Very poetic if you ask me.
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"There is cool organ music, but that shit is not it." -- Oett on his hillbilly funeral experience.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Aug 15, 2021 1:17 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Aug 08, 2021 10:24 am
C’mon.You’ve never shoved your fingers up your nose just to see how far they would go?
I know a guy that shoved a nickel up his snout. They had to call paramedics to get it out. Very poetic if you ask me.
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Oettinger asking about our lucky biscuit referring to fortune cookies.
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Patchez wrote:
Sun Sep 19, 2021 6:29 pm
Oettinger asking about our lucky biscuit referring to fortune cookies.
Yeah, so who was it today that said someone you know described you as Hobbit short and Santa Clause wide. I nearly pissed my pants.
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Lush City wrote:
Sat Sep 25, 2021 1:36 am
Patchez wrote:
Sun Sep 19, 2021 6:29 pm
Oettinger asking about our lucky biscuit referring to fortune cookies.
Yeah, so who was it today that said someone you know described you as Hobbit short and Santa Clause wide. I nearly pissed my pants.
That was Nausea. I too nearly pissed myself laughing.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
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I too nearly pissed myself laughing.
Haha. You're a good sport, Patchez.
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Nausea wrote:
Mon Sep 27, 2021 6:10 pm
Patchez wrote:
Mon Sep 27, 2021 2:01 pm
I too nearly pissed myself laughing.
Haha. You're a good sport, Patchez.
Seriously it was perhaps the most accurate and hilarious description of me I've ever heard.
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Patchez wrote:
Sun Sep 19, 2021 6:29 pm
Oettinger asking about our lucky biscuit referring to fortune cookies.
I got a few similar ones of oett inadvertently fking it up during some calls-

"Do I need to explain the 'bees and the flowers'?" - meaning "the birds and the bees".
And similarly on a totally different occasion- "That is how I learned the 'butterflies and the bees".

"Stockwood" - referring to Woodstock.

"Hyperinvilate" - Hyperventilate

"Boys to the Hood" - "Boys in the Hood" movie

"Gone in the Wind" - "Gone With the Wind" movie

"Another more beer" - one more beer

"DIU" instead of DUI

"The 'Graveyard of the Puppies'" - "Pet Semetary" movie

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Badfellowisms about oettinger (aka 'Gene')

He called him "Pumpkinschtein" (instead of Pumpkin)

"Gene shorts" - regarding oett's Daisy Duke cut-off jean shorts.

"Gene has pickled underwear"

"He learned English from watching 'Rambo'"

"Gene uses blow jobs as a form of currency"
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Dear Booze: I don't want a massage. I might fart or get a boner
Me: So just get a man masseuse instead
Dear Booze: That would be worse. I'd probably get both
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Oct 09, 2021 8:10 am
Patchez wrote:
Sun Sep 19, 2021 6:29 pm
Oettinger asking about our lucky biscuit referring to fortune cookies.
I got a few similar ones of oett inadvertently fking it up during some calls-

"Do I need to explain the 'bees and the flowers'?" - meaning "the birds and the bees".
And similarly on a totally different occasion- "That is how I learned the 'butterflies and the bees".

"Stockwood" - referring to Woodstock.

"Hyperinvilate" - Hyperventilate

"Boys to the Hood" - "Boys in the Hood" movie

"Gone in the Wind" - "Gone With the Wind" movie

"Another more beer" - one more beer

"DIU" instead of DUI

"The 'Graveyard of the Puppies'" - "Pet Semetary" movie


this is class...laughed at all of them. read then all in Oett's accent in my head.
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I need to start using another more beer on a daaily basis.

Also 'Graveyard of the Puppies' is a better movie title.

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Graveyard of Puppies 2 starring David Hasselhoff. It was one of those direct to DVD movies.
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Everything is golden comin' from oett, but here are a few favorite Skype oettisms (Geneisms) from 'back in tha day'

Asks Alexa "Go nude and tell a racist joke"

"If you don't have dropped pizza on your floor, you aren't a true drunkard"

"I like Slash (from GnR) style lederhosen, not Bavarian style"

"He was doing the moonwalk, only forward"

"My lung is growing hair right now" - about chain smoking

"He looks like one of the Patchez brothers...'living in the woods' type of people"

"Our retarded offspring was sent over the sea" - how Europeans migrated to the USA

"They are full of nicotine and dust" - regarding his underwear

"I don't mean to sound like a Nazi, but..."

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