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My cat comes from old money - Nausea
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Mistah willies was explaining cooking pointers on a whole chicken. He was showing us how to put butter under the chicken skin by simulating it on his own chest and thighs.

oettinger: Willies are you imitating what you did to the chicken or yourself?
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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:17 pm
 Mistah willies was explaining cooking pointers on a whole chicken. He was showing us how to put butter under the chicken skin by simulating it on his own chest and thighs.

oettinger: Willies are you imitating what you did to the chicken or yourself?
Wow! Just, wow! He choked his chicken!
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oettinger referring to his sister's husband - "My husband-in-law".
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Oldsmartskunk wants to bring cigarettes from Lithuania to oett when he visits.

Oett: Don't bother. They taste like lung cancer.
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Just got kicked off of Skype three times in a row

damnit...I DON'T WANNA GET A NEW PHONE!!



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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:46 pm
 My cat comes from old Doc McGillicuddy - Nausea
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I found myself talking to strangers on Skype today. Got out of there because it was like being in a bad neighborhood. Skype can be hazardous to your mental health if you're excessively high.
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scream ale wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:00 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:46 pm
 My cat comes from old Doc McGillicuddy - Nausea
Fixed that for you.
HA! Nausea was all jokingly serious when he said that which makes it even more funny. His cat really does enjoy participating in the Skype calls though.

I raise a glass to you mate. We are finally hooching like Hemingway!
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^^^ Cheers to hooching like Hem!
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What would be good MDM board names for our pets?
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Nausea wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 28, 2020 7:02 pm
 What would be good MDM board names for our pets?
Hercules (Rum & Rye) for a cat haha.
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Nausea wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 28, 2020 7:02 pm
 What would be good MDM board names for our pets?
Our dog? Jimmy Lester maybe?
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