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Skype Sequiturs
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Artful Drunktective
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Re: The Drunken Skype Thread
Okole maluna!
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Artful Drunktective
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
"I want to be raped by Patchez." -- Oett.
"Everybody wants to be raped by Patchez." -- Oett.
"Everybody wants to be raped by Patchez." -- Oett.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Artful Drunktective
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scream ale
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
God tells him to rape, he must rape. No ifs, ands or butts.
Re: Skype Sequiturs
Is it transverse rape if I force him to rape me?
Drink!
Re: Skype Sequiturs
Nausea said something nice about me last night and Rye wanted someone to write it down. Did anyone?
Drink!
Re: Skype Sequiturs
I don't remember saying anything nice about you. But you are one of my favorite drunks.
How cute. Now kith.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Artful Drunktective
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
Shit we love - stories about Björn. And watching oett get shot through a cannon, Revolutionary War style. Go on the Skype chat to see the evidence. Thanks Nausea!
Okole maluna!
Re: Skype Sequiturs
Nausea: Imagine you wake up in heaven hung over
Me: Imagine the state you passed out in will be your forever state. You better die drunk
Nausea: I would like to die of herion then
Me: Imagine the state you passed out in will be your forever state. You better die drunk
Nausea: I would like to die of herion then
Drink!
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oldsmartskunk
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
A song by desert dwelling singer Muhhamad Al Bin Said "I got a scorpion in my ass"
Don't remember who came up with at,but it's glorious.
Don't remember who came up with at,but it's glorious.
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DrunkinEurope
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
"My favorite bar got shut down...because of the pimping," oettinger
Re: Skype Sequiturs
"There were like a million dykes in line for the multi-bi-sexual bathroom." -- Oett
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.